Lies and subterfuge in Ambridge - from a policeman? That's just not cricket! Discuss The Archers here.

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Thank you R4 for the title.

And implied difference in likely ability to take drink, I mean

I hated that scene with jazzer too as the alcohol element made it quite nasty

She comes across as up herself but I was hopeful that this was bravado and she would chill out

Did anyone else notice that the vet builders are apparently booked up 5 months in advance, yet it must be considerably less than 5 months ago that Alastair hired them himself?

people do often schedule building work according to when the weather is likely to be better, so that's not entirely implausible at this time of year.

Not if you're my neighbour's builders Errol who have been recreating Guantanamo jail and the battle of the Somme in their back garden since November

Pip is so annoying

Who's Phillip? Thought it was Harrison and then dr Locke

missed a couple of episodes and urgently need to know-does Pip not realise it's her fault??

She has a nerve. She's only nice to people when she wants something

How old is jack supposed to be?

Who was the builder? Was it the 'regular' wide boy, Shane or Shaun or whoever?

Huge Canoe on Front Row. Nothing spectacularly new. I'm only listening for the Colin Dexter coverage.

It was Phillip the builder

I'm hoping that Jill talks to The Dopeys about lending Pip the money and the entire story comes out (being knocked back by David, lending money to Towbeeeee) and culminates in her being exposed for letting the cows out and causing all the current Bridge Farm turmoil.

The scales fall from their eyes and she is cast into exile, along with her useless boyfriend and is never seen again

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Holy cricket balls! I've become an in-crowd marker: I'm the penis beaker of TA threads.

Perfect plan, Grumpy.
I've really enjoyed the last week or more. Brian choking on his brandy at being forced to consider Lil'n'Justin's sexual compatibility was perfect

DDD
Who in Ambridge would be most likely to have a penis beaker in use?
The Snells? Shula? Susan!!

What is the annoying ad bar on the side? It's blocking the last words grr

Pip puts me in a bad mood

Just a reminder that I don't share the view that Anisha is in any way to blame for Jazzer bullying her into a Scottish drinking match (despite being told 'no') and for his subsequent passing out. He's a big boy and should be well aware of the danger.

Exactly Vango!

Pip and Josh are both turning into real nasty bastards aren't they, trying to rip off their own relatives. Given that they're the next generation of Archers presumably we'll be expected to sympathise with them at some point in the future. Pah.

Could Pip and Tobes get any worse?

He's a big boy and should be well aware of the danger

Yes but she's still a cheat.


I have just googled penis beaker. Wha'?