Quelle surprise! Rob hasn't FOTTFSOF and is in fact hiding in the bushes at Henwee's school. Discuss the latest unlikely Archers events here.

[PseudoBadger]

What do we want?
Realistic storylines!
When do we want them?
As soon as the writers see this!

With a car seat right by the door...

I hope Roy settles down quickly - I can't bear the dating

Keys in ignition I guess

Aaaaarrrggghhhhh (again)

Oh lord ...

Oh God.

Oh God don't leave them alone!

Can't listen.....

I can't listen!

Oh dear god

Wow - that was brutal of rob

I hope it's a big field and Helen can catch him

ffs.

Fucking bastard!!

Blimmin' eck!

I just tuned in as had the opportunity, I really wish I hadn't

Oh no oh no oh no. I feel ill.

AND I will miss tomorrow because I am rehearsing if can sneak headphones in and not be noticed

Well Helen's actions will fuel a million MN nightmares about what could happen if you dare to leave your children alone in a car.

Not sure what went on there.

wondering if can sneak headphones in and not be noticed.

I hope Enoch's enjoying Amadeus.

So was this just serendipity, or was Henry primed to leave a toy?

Can't quite believe that.

"Straight after tomorrow's episode Timothy Watson will be here to answer your questions"

Knob's going to top himself

put a police watch all ports and airports!

Well.

A million threads about leaving your baby in the car....

I think Henry was primed to do something else today but Rob saw his opportunity and took it.

Or maybe there will be a car crash - Tony on his way back from Felpersham, Hellin driving distractedly, Pat stuck at Kirstie's...