Quelle surprise! Rob hasn't FOTTFSOF and is in fact hiding in the bushes at Henwee's school. Discuss the latest unlikely Archers events here.

[PseudoBadger]

What do we want?
Realistic storylines!
When do we want them?
As soon as the writers see this!

Xpost!!

Josh has a near miss and Rob's stopped by the tree. Stuck. he's going to flip.
Oh God.

oh godddd

Why the fuck wouldn't she call the police immediately?????

Why hasn't Helen called the police?

Picking a big storm night wasn't his cleverest idea

Oops. Thought it was Johnny not Josh. Showdown time.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuujhk .....

OMG

Police? No?

Pat & Kirsty to the rescue again.

Dunno where the jh came from ...

FFS someone has finally thought about calling the police.

Come on Helen!

FOR FUCK'S SAKE CALL THE FUCKING POLICE

GO HELEN!!!!

Not posted here for a loooong time. Knew I had to come here and listen at the same time. Phew.