Quelle surprise! Rob hasn't FOTTFSOF and is in fact hiding in the bushes at Henwee's school. Discuss the latest unlikely Archers events here.

[PseudoBadger]

What do we want?
Realistic storylines!
When do we want them?
As soon as the writers see this!

This is good.

CALL THE POLICE!!! omg this is driving me potty!

"I didn't catch that ..."

Not what I expected - good stuff Helen!!

If I was Kirsty I'd be calling them anyway.

Go Helen!!!!

Well that's a bit of a damp squib.

Oh well done.

I do hope she calls the police or HE WILL BE BACK!!

I thought Kirsty would end up fighting Rob off with a kitchen knife.

WTF is wrong with Helen? Just call the damned police!

At least Tom's talking fucking sense

CALL THE POLICE

phew!

BOOOOOOOOP!

You done good Huge Canoe!

Well that was an anti climax

Well, at least Rob was seen off by the women.

And no, he's not gone. The whole thing left open for Knob to come back.

I thought it was great that he was faced down by a bunch of women he's had nothing but contempt for.
Now I hope they can straighten out the Wee Gobshite's head.

He's on FB live now.

Helen was giving him time to get away because she still somewhere, somehow, loves him.

From a safeguarding POV if she didn't tell the police and it came to light then it could be argued that she was not protecting the welfare of the children so it could bite her on the arse. Knob needs to be arrested for this and she needs a non-molestation order, even if he never sets foot in Ambridge again she has to be seen to be taking these steps for the wellbeing of her sons.

The whole thing left open for Knob to come back.

I've put a date in my diary for 2034!