Quelle surprise! Rob hasn't FOTTFSOF and is in fact hiding in the bushes at Henwee's school. Discuss the latest unlikely Archers events here.

[PseudoBadger]

What do we want?
Realistic storylines!
When do we want them?
As soon as the writers see this!

I have frequently been told I have no moral compass- what with being an unmarried atheist. Which bits of the Archers can I listen to?

Broomstick, do you have a fur coat? And do you live in a rural area with a highly efficient taxi service?

If Rob is to be deaded, I demand the Doom Music

If Rob is to be deaded,I do hope we are spared Ursula's scream of "Roooooobeeeeert!" a la David on the roof of LL. And I do hope he doesn't get killed crashing into Kirsty driving Pat - not sure I could bear Kirsty's soul-searching that she caused Jack to grow up without a father on top of all the other guilt she is carrying around about this family.

What's the chances that tonight's episode is going to be an anti-climax with no mention of the events of last night? Joe playing with his ferrets, Kate discussing her business plans with Roy, Adam and Pip talking about mob grazing and Susan rationing Ambridge residents to one lettuce per family (topical insert).

If Rob is to be deaded, I demand the Doom Music

Well, the 'wasted life' aspect would make that apt, but OTOH, is there a male equivalent of 'ding, dong, the witch is dead'?

(Sorry....in a mischief-making frame of mind at the moment, it seems. I can't listen to tonight's epi till later so I will need to banish myself from the thread for a while)

If they change time again, I will be sad, and if Helen hasn't noticed yet, she is a terrible mother.

I have a horrible feeling about Kirstie's baby and a car crash. hope am wrong

I am absolutely on the edge of my seat, here in the Australian blackness, with the birds just getting up.

The actor interview does argue Rob's deadedness. Wondering if Harrison takes him out in full SWAT-style.

Shitting hell!!!!!!

Here we go!!!!!

Poor little Jack.

He doesn't know how to do a car seat! Omg omg omg

Stop wittering Pat!

4 cars on the move.

Update? I'm stuck on a bus!!!

Tree down. There's going to be a crash.

Oh God!

No 6.

WOW!

Would love to have written this!

Everyone on the road, there's going to be an accident.

Helen hasn't dialled 999 or Harrison yet. Rob has almost hit Johnny and is heading towards the tree. He's stuck in the mud.

Kirsty's not going to lose her baby in a crash is she

There's Daddy!

Has she not phoned the police ffs!!