Quelle surprise! Rob hasn't FOTTFSOF and is in fact hiding in the bushes at Henwee's school. Discuss the latest unlikely Archers events here.

[PseudoBadger]

What do we want?
Realistic storylines!
When do we want them?
As soon as the writers see this!

Place marking!

Umm yes. Think I actually rolled my eyes at the radio. Plus all this French farce stuff with Lillian is a bit silly. I mean efficient and prompt rural taxi services? Come on!

I quite enjoyed it, I'll slink off now.

Thanks for yet another cracking title, Pseudo.

The Lilian farce thing was gloriously silly.

To be fair, TA has always gone in for far-fetched and farce-style SLs.

Although this one is particularly irksome.

Thanks as always Pseudo

By 'this one' I mean the Knob-in-the-bush one

Although Helen may not have put him there, I think even if you're married you can put father unknown

No UK birth certificate has "father unknown"

I think Rob is planning a long trip to Heaven. Possibly with Jack. Maybe Helen too.

Henry would be the lone survivor.

Thanks Pseudo!

Oui Oui le french farce avec le fur coat et no kneeckers. Oh Lil wha ever bleedin' next?

Knob attempting a kidnap???

Merci merci pour le nouveau tred Psuedo

I hope whatever Rob's planning comes to nothing and his long trip is to prison. Once he's charged with attempted kidnap, the other charges can follow. It just needs Henry to say 'That man's got a beard just like Daddy's!' and the whole pack of cards will fall down. Agree it's a bit silly but Huw Canuw may be keen to move on from this story (as I am now).

Wtf is this "surprise"

Hi btw - long time lurker :)

Bore Knob-in-the-bush 😁 would have made a great thread title!

Oops, sorry - thanks for yet another great thread, Pseudo!

Alleycat, nothing could matchPseudo's thread titles!

(She does fantastic thread titles. The best. With all the beautiful words. Bigly)

My threads have the biggest attendance of any threads in history. That is a fact. A fact.

YaaaY Felicitations mon ami PsuedoBadger

Thanks for the new thread pseudo and hello to delurkers.. although I am now craving a kronut! I work 3 floors above a Greggs and they have their own version = a Greggsnut and it's now taking all my willpower not to go and get in the lift to get one

Thank you Pseudo. Placemarking and wondering what the surprise for Mummy could possibly be … Disappointed if Brighton is really only the Stella story.

stella is a big fat lie imo

Pseudo's thread titles are beautiful. Beautiful. The best.

Stella is an alternative fact.

Not taking anything away from Pseudo's titles Bore; they are great. I was just amused by your comment.

Pip is the Ivanka of Ambridge. Fact.

Oh, I know Alleycat!

And thank you

Thanks, pseudo - you must have a good claim to the most popular thread on MN, coming up to 4 years, with 71,319 posts so far!

I know the Lil / Justin storyline is meant to be "light relief", but does anyone not feel a bit uncomfortable with the breezy delight at a man cheating on his wife? Everyone in TA that Lil talks to about it seems to just accept it as an exciting turn in Lil's love-life, rather than even hinting at a distaste at the deceit etc.