If The Archers characters were acted by dogs, Rob would be a Shih Tzu. Discuss Ambridge events here.

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Thanks for the new thread, Pseudo!

Am starting to think that one of the many gaps on Rob's CV was the winter he spent as caretaker of the Overlook Hotel...

Place marking. Thank you. Imaginative and bright Archers listeners.

Also place-marking. And coming on to say I'm not sure I like Lily very much.

Big BOOP to Huge Canoe.

Yes not sure about Lily. Johnny is a good influence on Freddie though.

Do we know how much money Stefan has asked Rob for? And when did he say to meet him with the money? Have only been able to listen with it in the background this week.

Adam and Ian make up. Charlie's definitely coming back........

Lily sounds like Jess

Lizzie is slim, pretty with glossy brown curly hair that she tosses flirtatiously and fiddles with like a schoolgirl when she laughs. King Charles spaniel maybe?

I hope now that after seeing the error of his ways, Charlie could rock up naked with George Clooney and Brad Pitt on each arm and Adam would still stay with Ian.

That's exactly how I imagine Lizzie!

Ian is a worm. Cant be arsed to think about dogs.

after pat, helen and tom. I hate Ian the most

Pat is a parasitic insect or infection of some kind. Maybe fungal nail infection ?
Helen is head lice
Tom is a wood louse
Ian is a worm

Dogs are too good for them.

(I was silly enough to get a westie. He is rarely white. Sometimes he is green...

But so cute.

I fear it's not just the SWs that have forgotten about Lewis

Who is Lewis?

LaLa. I love you, babeeee. Wood lice are quite nice though. Shula is a slug so perhaps Tom is a...tick?

Ah the joy of Underwoods after 5pm.

LaLa. I love you, babeeee. Wood lice are quite nice though. Shula is a slug so perhaps Tom is a...tick?

He is a tick as they are also parasitic. You pull the body off but the head hangs on.

Shula is a slug. I agree.

Everyone at bridge farm is a draining parasite of some kind (except Johnny but if he stays there he will also become an insect as their bitterness and sense of superiority will drain him)

How can anyone hate Ian? The most honourable character in the whole show?

Lizzie is slim, pretty with glossy brown curly hair that she tosses flirtatiously and fiddles with like a schoolgirl when she laughs. King Charles spaniel maybe?

Lizzie is short, with poor dress sense and so a bit dumpy. She is Nicky Morgan

Everyone at bridge farm is a draining parasite of some kind (except Johnny but if he stays there he will also become an insect as their bitterness and sense of superiority will drain him)

Sometimes I think I'm hearing a different show!

Gosh have we got our very own gf? They don't usually bother coming in here.

How can anyone hate Ian?

He is a wimp. He isn't honourable - he is a martyr - that is never good,

Gosh have we got our very own gf?

What does that mean?

Is someone going to drown skinny dipping with too much alcohol content ? I fear that's what's coming !