If The Archers characters were acted by dogs, Rob would be a Shih Tzu. Discuss Ambridge events here.

[PseudoBadger]

Avoided a non-sweary title.

Right now I think I love HKJ! Lillian, Toomuch, you're so......sensible!!

Other than the flapjack thing... Loving it at the moment!

P.s. I work at Lincoln, wondering if I can sneak in at the back...

Well, that was most satisfactory - Pat v Ursula.

Is he-who-must-not-be-named still living in his hut/caravan, or is it lying vacant?

I can't work out if the editor is just really pulling out all the stops to say the Rob storyline is over, or setting things up for him to appear in some terrifying way.

My money's on the latter DDD.

Mine too, Vango.

It's flapjacks, btw, but pieces of shortbread.

I'm another one who thinks he's still lurking around somewhere. Maybe Rex will find him sleeping in the hedge at BH Cottage. I too wondered about HWMNBN's caravan.
But more likely he'll pop up in Eastenders....

Yes, am expecting hostage-taking situation.

On this, at least, we are as one .

As in:

I've made some shortbread. Would you like a piece?

I've made some flapjacks. Would you like one?

Who is he who must not be named?

Good Housekeeping: Book Of British Food.

Back to baking. I actually make both flapjacks and typos.

BOOP for Lillian

So he hasn't run home to Mummy with a sob story about unfair dismissal

Where is he?? Suicide would be a ridiculous ending.

Can't help but yet again I find myself feeling sorry for Ursula. She is pitiful. What a shit life she has had. I always get the impression that deep down she knows exactly who Rob really is.

That'll be Darryl. I'm not scared!

And now I have to listen so I don't get spoiled. Yesterday's isn't worth bothering with, but today's is. Is that right?

Fromage frais in a book of British food???? Victor Gordon would be unimpressed.

Two things

1. re Jill having her own cottage to move back to - didn't she leave it in the first place for a specific reason? (Lonely or scared or something, can't remember details

2. I posted this a few days ago. Of course Rob will be back!!!

Delia says flapjacks - www.deliaonline.com/recipes/occasions/easter/easter-recipes-to-make-with-children/flapjacks

Cromwell

I never miss an episode, so I'm not the right person to advise, Broomstick, but put it this way, if I listen to the omnibus on Sunday it will be for tonight's episode, not last night's!

Vango - - You've done it now. However, if he reappears solely to be Rob's first victim, I'll be fine with that.

Yes - hadn't there been a couple of break-ins round the village, and she wasn't comfortable on her own?

But also, she has a tenant. It might be Carol, but Jill couldn't expect to boot her out with no notice, even if friends might be more likely to negotiate.

The Archers' Macth Gasp0.

The Borsetish play! I'm hoping for a body count more like Hamlet.