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Thefts, arson and abuse: The Archers - it's an everyday story of cuntery, folks.

987 replies

PseudoBadger · 31/03/2016 09:55

Thanks to Lancelottie for the title Flowers

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CloudPiineNoNiine · 31/03/2016 19:11

JG is definitely a MNer

EsmesBees · 31/03/2016 19:12

And here we go again...

Stickerrocks · 31/03/2016 19:13

So he's disappointed again. He's being utterly hideous. Stand up to him Helen.

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 31/03/2016 19:13

Oh the bastard

sunnydayinmay · 31/03/2016 19:13

Here we go...

EsmesBees · 31/03/2016 19:14

That poor little boy

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 31/03/2016 19:14
Angry
Stickerrocks · 31/03/2016 19:15

Rip up the prescription.

VinceNoirLovesHowardMoon · 31/03/2016 19:15

Come on Helen, let this be your line

sunnydayinmay · 31/03/2016 19:16

Well! What's on his phone then?

ColdTeaAgain · 31/03/2016 19:16

Knob has another side to him does he Helen? Maybe need to think again.

Oh this is awful, awful, awful.

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 31/03/2016 19:16

I have no words

Stickerrocks · 31/03/2016 19:16

At least she can get the number. Now pretend to take the tablets, Helen, and flush them away each day.

Wordsaremything · 31/03/2016 19:16

What will she find on his phone?
I feel queasy when I hear the sound of BH C door creak open.
Brilliantly doneSad

SealSong · 31/03/2016 19:18

I thought he was going to hit her again then. Very tense. Poor Henry Sad

Wordsaremything · 31/03/2016 19:19

Maybe he has:(

GrumpyOldHorsewoman · 31/03/2016 19:19

Enough.

Please leave now. Angry Angry Angry

EBearhug · 31/03/2016 19:20

Let him get the prescription. It'll shut him up for 5 seconds. I'm sure someone who has been anorexic can work out how not to take a pill without arousing too much hassle, even with someone like Rob around.

Can't imagine she'll accept him being a bastard to Henry too much - it's one thing stretching the boundaries of acceptable treatment for herself, but I can't see her allowing Henry to get much mistreatment that she's aware of.

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 31/03/2016 19:21

DH sounds very similar to Rob! Luckily he never says darling...

Elendon · 31/03/2016 19:22

Helen is heavily pregnant with a lot on her mind. She can't just run up the stairs to Henry.

Rob can't ring for a prescription on behalf of someone else, unless he has permission. And he has been spying. His lies trip off the tongue easily. And they are convincing.

Butteredparsnips · 31/03/2016 19:22

Towel down not place marking no will have to LA as there was too much talking in the parsnip house

tibbawyrots · 31/03/2016 19:22

Helen batter him to death with a frozen leg of lamb, feed his body to pigs (at least 8, my dd informs me 🤔) cook and eat the lamb and no evidence and no body.

I have no idea how my dd knows that.

Truly scary and incredibly cruel. I am almost in tears before each episode now. Kirsty was great though.

VinceNoirLovesHowardMoon · 31/03/2016 19:23

Half of the reason that Helen stays with knob is because she thinks he's good for Henry. He's starting to be bad for Henry so let's hope it gets through

ColdTeaAgain · 31/03/2016 19:23

He doesn't need to hit her again, she knows he is capable of it now so she did as she was told even though ever ounce of her wanted to go to Henry. Her heart must have been breaking for her little boy, what a terrible afternoon he must of had.

Surely this confirms in her head that the caring side she told Kirsty about is all for show.

IorekByrnisonsArmour · 31/03/2016 19:25

Yes, the mistreatment of Henry always makes her view Rob differently.

FFS being told to sit down like a dog when your DC is calling for you SadAngry