No more walking on eggshells for Helen! Heading for an eggsplosive Easter weekend in The Archers - will Helen Archer be resurrected by the end of this thread?

[PseudoBadger]

Helen knows she's not cracking up - Knob is an eggomaniac.

Are we eggshausted with this storyline?

Riding lessons are ££ - who will pay?

Pseudo

but he's faaaamly

Least convincing character ever

Oh good grief. Another 80 years of this sappiness?

It's Shula in miniature.

The perfect Dil

of course it's not Alf
it's ROB

Best more lazy writing/poor research. Surely Shula would know that lamb at this time of year is not grass fed and thus not that tasty. You need to wait for summer for the lovely grass reared lamb.

And mint and pea soup - peas are not in season.

For Christ sake Schula would know all of this and wouldn't be cooking lamb at this time of year, not to mention the peas.

She's right out of the perfect girlfriend for my PFB catalogue

I knew it!

Separate beds!!

Bleugh

I'll be sick.

I swear I will!

Oh god Shula

He's gay, right? Dan. Is he quite literally friends with Dorothy...?

It's not Alf is it

My DSs are only small but I am NOT going to cope well with girls turning up and making tea in my kitchen.

Shall I start the therapy now?

Lols forever at Kathybeale

that would be so funny Kathy

My money's still on George.

We haven't had any Horrobin trouble for a while. I'd rather see Snipey Susan upset than Clarrie.

Oh dear god is it 1956?

how many women in their 20s are called Dorothy?

...yes...he's good to his mother
....father figure absent in early childhood
...works in all male environment