No more walking on eggshells for Helen! Heading for an eggsplosive Easter weekend in The Archers - will Helen Archer be resurrected by the end of this thread?

[PseudoBadger]

Helen knows she's not cracking up - Knob is an eggomaniac.

Are we eggshausted with this storyline?

I've no idea about a closing time. We need to give some time for those who log in overnight. I think it's going to boil down to anyone being able to build some support for an alternative to the bull.

And after all this, Olivia might come back and say, "sorry, it's a no, on the smiley"...

Well shall we agree to carry on until Olivia comes back at least? Even if that's on to the next thread?

I vote Bull.
Second choice is a vampire to denote an abusive partner. I appreciate that could be offensive to vampires who do not wish to be associated with the likes of Rob Tichener, but just how many vampires are on MN?

Vampire is good. It's not just Rob, it's also Edward Cullen.

If its closing time mine's a pint

Sorry, I didn't mean to hijack emoticon thread here
As you were.

First choice, Bull.

Second choice, Bunting.

Difficult decision...

Aaaaahhh! Cross post - shall hop over to emoticon thread immediately.

I vote:

1. Bunting
2. scotch egg - could be reversed biscuit smiley ?
3. wheel of Borchester Blue

So what's in store for us tonight do we reckon? A rob-free evening?

SarfEast a reversed biscuit emoticon would look more like a pustule than a scotch egg

Have put latest votes on Olivia's other thread

Gasp0 - would it be wise to transport your Plarcher explanation to Olivia's thread to illuminate the public vote?

How about ......an aga

Bore you have ruined scotch eggs for me now!
The stocks icon would be really useful on AIBU we would need a rotten fruit one too though.

stikkerocks very impressed by your knowledge of crisps by the way...

I was going to suggest tractor too
Or vampire Rob
Or a Knob emoticon which could be used to denote Rob or a cocklodger or a BONE (big orange nob of entitlement) a.k.a BOKE. (EA threadism)

If I can find a picture I knitted one once. It was my MN finest hour

Bull pub sign

I vote for a tractor, on condition it can be turned upside down. Could be used to indicate impending disaster.

Hopefully tonight hellin will discover the letter from the BS school and put paid to knobs charm offensive. I shall be sick if he pays H one more false compliment ignoring the fat ankles jibe.

Looks to me like she is falling for it again. can she really be that stupid?

From what the CA announcer said its a Klaxon knob free episode.

Now then. Who is Dan bringing home?

Thank you Sarf. Unfortunately crisps aren't on the ballot paper, so I go for CHEESE please. I know I'm out voted, but that's the story of my entire democratic life.

Dorothy.

Dot.

(Doris)

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