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No more walking on eggshells for Helen! Heading for an eggsplosive Easter weekend in The Archers - will Helen Archer be resurrected by the end of this thread?

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PseudoBadger · 26/03/2016 08:30

Helen knows she's not cracking up - Knob is an eggomaniac.

Are we eggshausted with this storyline?

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 26/03/2016 20:17

Place marking for laters

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 29/03/2016 23:04

@EBearhug

A sporner is someone who likes pus-porn, i.e. a good video of someone squeezing a zit or lancing an abscess. There are about a million videos on this subject on Youtube. And here is an example of a recent thread.

Shock DO NOT BRING THAT FILTH TO THIS THREAD

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 29/03/2016 23:14

@Elendon

A hairdresser at the hairdressers I used to go to was killed with a cricket bat to the head, by her ex. She had two beautiful children.

Bloody hell Elendon that is terrible.
The mother of one of DS's good friend was also killed in a DV incident just 18 months ago. I do understand that it's not funny to joke about this in any situation.

Peace Cheese and love all please.

Thanks

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 30/03/2016 11:15

So....and don't get overexcited as I can make no promises yet
if we were to get an "Archers" emoticon - what would it be...?
Would have to be able to be used across the rest of the board really, in the same way the Biscuit Star Flowers are too
Thoughts..

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 30/03/2016 17:46

Sorry, I didn't mean to hijack emoticon thread here
As you were.

PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 31/03/2016 00:29

Apols if this has been posted but just saw on twitter this feature saying that Boarding School Alliance claim plot is damaging
NOT once do they mention that they would barely take a reception aged child?!?

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