No more walking on eggshells for Helen! Heading for an eggsplosive Easter weekend in The Archers - will Helen Archer be resurrected by the end of this thread?

[PseudoBadger]

Helen knows she's not cracking up - Knob is an eggomaniac.

Are we eggshausted with this storyline?

Am torn between
Wheatsheaf - everyday story of country folk
Bull - the obvious
Llama - (or hanky) for Linda
A scream - a la Nigel

Tractor

Scythe.

Or

MNHQ could just send Psuedo a big bunch of and some

here's some from me Psuedo

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I think I've developed a variant to the strain of FuriousAtRobItis referred to in the link to Fink's post. I don't shout "bastard" at the radio, I shout "Fuck off!". Often.

i vote bull 😊

Exciting! How about [bunting] for the stolen bunting, Fallon and Emma striking out in business together, the WI, village fetes, a community coming together over cake and scotch eggs etc

A celebration of all things TA (before the H/R storyline took centre stage)

I will now go back and see the other suggestions...

Buttered - you seem undecided so I'll not register any of your votes yet. Maybe this will help - results so far:

bull (or Bull pub sign)
cheese (blue)
pitchfork
badger
manure
wicker Knob
scotch egg
bridge over Am
sheaf (corn etc)
vampire Rob (Plarcher)
pig
bow and arrow
spreading oak
sausages / chipolata_
casserole
mini-Anneka-action...
bananas
tractor
scythe
bunting_
List is quite long so might be better to vote for an existing option now. If I see "I'd like..." or "I'm happy with..." in a post I'll count it. Question marks are assumed to mark suggestions and I'm not counting them.

Bunting is a nice idea. As long as it doesn't look too Nethuns.

Excel pro-tip: =REPT("[ star]",B2) but without the space before star

I vote for bunting. Lovely idea.

Ok I'm going tractor for Pseudo

I like bunting, sorry 3Ds, missed your post.

elenden - don't worry - I was only giving examples of how to express it - so saying "I vote for..." is of course perfectly clear. I'm just trying to avoid more ambiguous comments.

Mini
"Perhaps Rob could be involved in a cheese rolling ( or scotch egg) incident on Lakey Hill"

This is a very plausible idea. I fondly remember an episode of "Midsommer Murders" inwhich someone was killed during a giant cheese rolling competition.

Maybe Tom is working on a giant Borchester Blue.

Is this tractor suitable? vtr1000.org/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=37838 Or are there no road lines in Ambridge? Has anyone had a parking ticket there? Or is that just too dull?

What about a shire horse?

Bull please

Shall I put you down for a vampire Rob and a pitchfork. I'm letting people vote more than once (after I dropped my plans to draw up an electoral roll and print STV ballot papers ).

When will the voting end? Post 900?

I vote for the vampire!

When will the voting end?

But ...

I remember that episode of the cheese rolling death in Midsommer! Giant Borchester Blue