No more walking on eggshells for Helen! Heading for an eggsplosive Easter weekend in The Archers - will Helen Archer be resurrected by the end of this thread?

[PseudoBadger]

Helen knows she's not cracking up - Knob is an eggomaniac.

Are we eggshausted with this storyline?

Grauch. Your words were meant to be hurtful, and they have worked.

Did you mean that spelling Gruach?

Bore I'm not having TA or MN represented by some astrology gubbins.

or sausages

How about an ear of corn, like the one in The Archers logo? A Bull would have numerous uses on lots of threads though

How about a drama llama? You know, like Lynda's llamas.

You were meant to sing it R4 - without the sausages obvs. To denote peace and love.

Where people are putting suggestions with a question mark I'm not counting that as a vote. If you want me to count it, better to put something more definite like "I'd like..."

Bore - I'm assuming you are voting for sausages and casserole, so I'll add them.

Who's musical around here? What would "dumdedum" look like in musical notation?

Could be used generally as"lalala can't hear you"

For Lyndypops

On another note, does anyone else think Arseula's voice sounds a bit like the snake from The Jungle Book? It's even more fitting if you imagine her singing "Trust In Me."

I want, in a demanding and definitive way , a mini-Anneka-action-super/every-woman.

Or what about a spread-shit symbol?
(deliberately adding a ? so it doesn't count, just to wind up D^3. mwha-ha-ha)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XKOjn61Wcwc

OK, R4, of course, I'm not a monster.

bull (or Bull pub sign)
cheese (blue)
pitchfork
badger
manure
wicker Knob
scotch egg
bridge over Am
sheaf (corn etc)
vampire Rob (Plarcher)
pig
bow and arrow
spreading oak
sausages_
casserole
mini-Anneka-action...

Wouldn't a sausage be the obvious choice?

It could also double up as a inob to represent rob

Ah, a sausage rampant then, BYOS ?

And I'd like bananas as you are all crazy

How did knob autocorrect to inob? That's like a knob that belongs to an Apple engineer

I don't want to think about knobs rampant sausage tbh!!

or a chipolata...

Now I'm thinking of the Grange Hill sausage on a fork.

inob? That's like a knob that belongs to an Apple engineer.

BYOS - I think I actually love you!

This doesn't translate to an emoticon, but talk of the theme tune has reminded me to thank whoever it was who shared her family's personal lyrics to the theme tune. This now happens in our house every night. Many, many, thanks .

I vote for the Bull

Another vote for the/a Bull. I have no problem with it being used elsewhere to denote disbelief(!), in fact I can imagine myself using it in such a context. But on our cliquey/clannish wee threads we can use it to denote community spirit and the like.

A bull. a pile of manure and a pitchfork.

Failing those, village stocks.