Don your paisley tabards, feel the static crackle, and join our Archers thread team hug.

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Chocolate Chip cookie anyone?

I've been googling paisley tabards this morning and I can't find one anywhere. I wonder where Susan sourced theirs - I'd like one for Christmas!

They'd be somewhere like pound shops or the old hardware type places like Woolworths or BHS I suppose. BOOP I'd like one too then I'd be every inch a french housewife at Christmas!

I might make it my DP's mission for Christmas

They certainly seem to be unknown to Google. Maybe Susan ordered them specially, at vast expense?

Still, Lynda should be grateful that they didn't end up with these

I posted the full link so you can see it's BBC and safe ppfruit. You can also right click a link to copy it or view it so no need to click directly.

It's very sensible to be wary :)

Wow those are special Icimoi

I used to get my nails done at a salon years ago where the nice lady transsexual hairdressers would wear something just like that. I'd forgotten all about them until then!

Ici whispers < ahem... it is fiction you know...>

You're very kind thank you MovingOnUp

Don't be so ridiculous, ppeat! Fiction indeed!

Although if it's not in google, it can't exist. This is concerning.

"What we should do?"

I will kill him again.

And David is such a bastard!

I'll never forgive him for his sneakiness.

I have listened for over 20 years - in fact longer as grew up with grandparents being avid listeners. And I just hate it at the moment - I loathe Rob and just can't bear David and Ruth.

Harumph.

"when Helen and I talk to him......."

sounds like Tom's not going to let Rob muscle in without a fight

I would be gutted if Charlie rolls over and let's Knob get away with it. Charlie is such a badass, and has no doubt dealt with much bigger shits than Knob in the past...

The Tom and Charlie Anti-Rob Alliance. It must happen!

I pray the SWs will give us something positive to balance the coming misery of hearing Rob take over Ambridge Organics. Infrequent polite put-downs from Tom will hardly be enough now Rob has 24 hrs every day to scheme and plot and turn Helen against her family.

(Actually, if they're clever they may take the route of having Rob turn the rest of the family against Helen. For her own good, of course.)

The Tom and Charlie Anti-Rob Alliance. It must happen!

How will we tell them apart?

It will have to be a Tom and Kirstie alliance.

enoch - they'll have lots of whispered conversations in the cricket nets with every sentence beginning "Well, Tom..." or "Yes, Charlie..."

And YES! they need to also sign up Kirstie. I wish she would come back.

I really wanted someone to pull up Knob when he bad-mouthed Kirsty and point out that the woman he appointed subsequently was primarily responsible for the shop's problems. I do hope that Tom will remind him of that little disaster next time he starts throwing his weight around about shop decisions.

As for his wish for a shop with glaring white walls and no "clutter" - it's going to look like every Tesco's or Sainsbury's minimart, isn't it?

I do look forward to Tom stepping up and starting some kind of Anti-Rob movement - and yes to Charlie as one of the leaders of that, surely he has seen off worse in the past?

Was I the only one baffled at the ending yesterday, when it seemed it was all agreed that Jill would move out, HP move in and all would be well, when nobody appears to have actually spoken to either of them about it?! WTF are the pair of them playing at?

Rob is making the mistake of thinking he's cleverer than everyone else, and he isn't, not even Tom (I suppose if he ever had a run in with Dopey Dave or Kenton he might get the better of them). Charlie and Tom both have his measure, I think.

Knob wasn't happy to hear that Fallon might be involved, warned H about relying on friends or summat, or rather just having any...

Oh and has the possibility of the Bull incorporating the PO and village shop been raised yet? I believe it's a thing in some rural parts.