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PseudoBadger · 10/08/2015 21:48

Chocolate Chip cookie anyone?

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 11/08/2015 13:22

DOWRY? I need to re-listen?

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 11/08/2015 14:06

Where were the veiled refs to sex? Am I being thick???

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 11/08/2015 14:09

Have just relistened!
Oh the twinkle in her eye!

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 11/08/2015 15:17

@Gruach

She stalked another bf unsuccessfully.

Grin

WHO was this???

I find Helen insufferable despite all of this. She is SOOOOOO self centred
"Oh I didn't think of that."

And "all my friends took hubby's names" SHE HAS NO FRIENDS apart from Emmer - who she couldn't be arsed to tell face to face about not being maid of honour. And what about that one from Antenatal Sarah?? who she USED for childcare all the time???

GRR

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 11/08/2015 16:01

I remember Amy stalking the married man in AmEx!
I do MISS AmEx. (I know. I"m a loser)

Leon does ring a bell. I keep buying Archers books but they're not as good as I want them to be.

Arf! Fancy that - Helen being cringey Grin
I wanted Helen to have made Rob a big old salmon that he could have thrown on the floor a la Jess and the cringey catering at the party.

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 11/08/2015 21:07

And also HOW the hell is Mr Centre Of His Parents' & GrandParents' Universe child going to adjust to a new baby? I am sure I read somewhere that a gap of 5 years between siblings is akin to being an only child.....

She is BEYOND patronising ....oh yes Ian, i know you're having probs with Adam? And OMG How would you moving affect ME? Oh phew you're not moving then *I'm" okay. Anyway you know in a RELATIONSHIP it's about give and take etc etc I'm the expert at RELATIONSHIPS you know..bakc to me and how HAPPY I am.
BLEAUGH
Why is he even friends with her?

Yes lots of glowing refs - she is bound to be preggers already....

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 25/08/2015 20:33

I am spitting over HP and Jill
I mean Brookfield is hardly a 2 up 2 down!

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 01/09/2015 21:39

Sorry isn't KATHY the health club manager at GG????

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