Anyone for a fondant fancy? Let The Archers eat cake...

[PseudoBadger]

TA is in a purple patch at the moment, rewarding listeners for wading through the dross of the previous year few months. Welcome all!

Ooh, I am enjoying this

Bring on Rob's Ructions

(assume he will be kicking off at Jess)

Even the "It took me a while... " .... "before I chose you"

He makes sure she knows how grateful she should be.

Vile man!

What's that terrible smell of burning? It must be Rob's pants. What an unutterable git. He really has learnt the MN EA script off by heart, hasn't he?
I missed the beginning of the epi - will have to LA to hear Jennidworling and Clarrieluv.

Hellin seriously need to get on MN
Can you imagine?
LTB..
LTB..
LTB..
and so on, heh heh.

Does anyone want to hear a spoiler posted by Keri Davies on Archers Addicts Facebook re 'topical inserts'?

Is it possible to link, Bore? I'd love to hear it but I don't know that everyone else will too.

Me! Me! I want to hear a spoiler!

Agree Jenny was self-parodied there. She's not that thick. 'Oh thank goodness... It's probably for the best' etc. Love the Rob stuff tho!

Yes link please!

It was posted elseboard so don't have direct link - will pm those who have asked.

Do we need an Archers Spoilers thread?

Me too for a PM please!!

Yes please. I'd like a pm, I'm a sucker for a spoiler .

Pseudobadger we are whizzing through the thread. We're going to need another snappy title soon please

Have PMed all up to GypsyFloss

Have to do Stuff now, so if anyone else asks for PM would someone please pass it on.

Thankyou .

Spoilers? What madness is this? I bet you all try to poke holes into the wrapping paper of your christmas presents too. hoiks bosom, turns up radio

sheepishly is it good though?

Oh god, that's like leaving a glass of crisp, cold white wine on the side and saying I can have it or not. To spoil or not?! Maybe send me the link and I'll ponder. Going away for a few days, possibly can't wait!

Oooooh, please please please may I have a spoiler?

Rob is very good at this. Even got Helen to apologise for not trusting him .

helen morphed v quickly from "poor Jess" to "She knew that would make you come running".

Ive been trying to work Rob out - why did he leave Jess? Was it something to do with the dead dad, perhaps he was hanging around for the will or something financial?

Typical emotional abuse technique there - lying in your teeth and then making your victim apologise for interpreting your lies unfavourably. Vile man. We can only hope that Hellin is bright enough to make inquiries about Friday.

Oh Rob is good ... But not hard when helen is so daft and easily fooled. Im anticipating a slow burn, the odd comment here and there from Rob eg Helen come and look at these towels ....yes remember Helen they needto be perfectly aligned.

Then she will be wearing the watch incorrectly
Then it will be her outfits

helen run NOW

Wasn't he good (and by good I mean evil) and Hellin falling for it hook, line ect. The way he dropped in talk of Greg as well - he is so well written and acted.

Agree about Jenny - well over the top.