Anyone for a fondant fancy? Let The Archers eat cake...

[PseudoBadger]

TA is in a purple patch at the moment, rewarding listeners for wading through the dross of the previous year few months. Welcome all!

I imagine you grow young stock and grow them on to market. Like Tom does when he gets the weaners from Neil, except the cows go to market when they are ready, instead of into Tom Archer sausages.

*buy instead of 1st 'grow'

I hope Tony will spend all the money on whatever it is and Tom gets cross. I hope Helen sees the light sooner rather than later

Oh I've missed the Tony stuff. Is he being subversive for once? Good on him!

Only just heard yesterday episode so marking my place before comments on today appear. Not read thread so sorry if x-post. When Helen was trying to look at Rob's phone I thought - she's been on Mumsnet!

'These people'

You can always rely on Jennifer to say the rudest thing

Just listened to the conversation between Clarrieluv and Jennydarling.

I realise that Jennydarling has always been a bit snooty, but she usually isn't so overt in her class prejudice.

Ambassador, you are spoiling us wiz zese daily topical inserts

Oh Clarrieluv, this is brilliant.

Oooh Clarrie, you are bad

Ooh he's (kind of) admitted it! Just wait for the further lies and justifications...

Evil Clarrie

@ Clarrie! Nice one!

Even more evil Rob....

Entirely as predicted....

oh, "she's jealous".....c'mon Rob, must try harder....
ah here we are. She's "mentally unbalanced".....Helen will totally buy his bullshit..

Oh Rob this is slick. Very slick.

He knew that would push all of Hellin's buttons.

Jenny you utter, utter snob. And you Rob are a big, slimey liar and I hope your lies bite you on your arse.

He's good, he's very good...

So where was he on Friday? Eh? Eh?

"I chose you" and you will feel eternally grateful for this.

He's so horribly cunning.

'She seemed so plausible' - that's because she was TELLING THE TRUTH you drippy sod.

Apparently ructions will be caused tomorrow night.

Jenny is such a snob - she didn't even try to dissemble her true feelings

Bleurgh.
Slimy kiss [shudder emoticon]