What could 1 million pounds buy you within 10 miles of where you live?

[Lanawashington]

Inspired by a recent thread that really made me realise how wildly different house prices are around the country

This is the highest listed one near me. A 5 bed barn conversion with nearly 2.5 acres of land

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143898140#/?channel=RES_BUY

A 7 bedroom 3 bathroom Victorian villa set on an acre with private gardens and includes planning permission for a separate 5 bedroom dwelling on the land. 950k

I'd buy this one - used to go here after work once upon a time, many years ago.
Was a nice characterful pub back then! The Red Cow
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139674434#/?channel=RES_BUY

Oh yes, handy for the Wandle Trail and Plough Lane...

Wouldn't be my choice to spend £1m on though, maybe £500k?

An apartment overlooking the beach. It is a beautiful 2.5km long beach, but still, over £900k is utterly insane. They'll undoubtedly go for holiday homes/air b&bs. There are photos of the views if you scroll along the top:

https://www.propertypal.com/second-floor-the-tides-causeway-street-portrush/764842

A decent amount of house but quite area dependent whether there is a decent amount of land, too
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/131749202#/?channel=RES_BUY

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/127748084#/?channel=RES_BUY

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143334710#/?channel=RES_BUY

God some of these houses are absolutely beautiful! But it just blows my mind how different they all are

£1 million for a flat seems insane, and then you've got some with 90 acres and 10 million bedrooms