What would you never want in your home even with unlimited money?

[raythechay]

too many flowers

A conservatory

One of those boiling water taps. I think I might have a genuine phobia of them, if I see on Instagram or something I start getting intrusive thoughts of having my hands scalded and it freaks me out. See also those waste disposal things in sinks. Agghhh

Rain showers are annoying to me, I much prefer water to come from a side angle. Hot tubs are gross. Porches make me feel like I’m trapped. I’m starting to think I’m weird!

Wood burner! Stinky, and a pain in the arse to light. We grew up with a coal fire, no desire to go back thanks.

We viewed a house with a log-fired hot tub a few months ago - surely just a poorly-disguised cauldron…

En suite. It's like pissing in the corner of your bedroom.

I never understand the hatred of ensuites on here but especially on this thread. People always say ‘oh why would I want to sleep 3 feet away from where someone goes to the loo’ Well, firstly, mine is much further away and secondly, the op said unlimited money meaning huge space and convenience and likely someone else to clean it.

Pets.
Four-poster bed (especially with pets on it).
Fairy lights.
Too many cushions.

Fejka (or whatever trendy name people call artificial flowers + plants)

It really isn’t. And in fact, in our last house, the bathroom was just as close, if not closer, to where I sleep as I was near the door and bathroom opposite whereas my ensuite was through my dressing area.

A wood burning hot tub is the posh version of this ! 🤣

Burn the witches! 😅

One of those showers that sprays water out from six different places on a vertical bar.

Had one in a hotel and it almost tickled me to insanity.

A gold fountain .

Spiders

TV in bedroom
Home cinema
Home gym
Hot Tub
En-suite
Bifold doors

Servants.
I hate the idea of having to live with strangers who know all your secrets.

i might just about manage to get a cleaner and a gardener but hate the idea of having to endlessly manage staff and negotiate what you are eating when, and whether you'll need the car today and having people in and out of rooms fussing and dusting and sorting stuff. I'd run off and live in a little cottage.

Same!
But I WILL have lots of Cats 😀

An Alexa (or similar). Smart appliances. Smart meter.

Alexa or any such type device.

Dogs
En-suites

Cinema room, whenever I see them on TV shows about fancy houses i just think I bet that never gets used. They always look ugly too. Also no hot tub!!

I would love one of those wooden sauna cabins, and a pool table.

Live laugh love (or any) decals.

A bath in the bedroom.

One of those boiling water taps. I think I might have a genuine phobia of them, if I see on Instagram or something I start getting intrusive thoughts of having my hands scalded and it freaks me out. See also those waste disposal things in sinks. Agghhh

I agree with the water taps, they seem pointless given that most people have the patience to wait two minutes for boiling water (and I also worry about them scalding people).

The boiling water taps are terrifying imo