Would you buy a house that ...?

[raythechay]

say yes or no then suggest the next thing

i will start
was next door to a prison

No!

Was next door to a cemetery

Yes (very quiet neighbours)

Had a shared driveway?

Have a shared driveway now so YES.

was haunted?

Yes. Ghosts don't bother me.

Next to a chip shop

No

dog park next door

no
overgrown neglected front garden

Yes

was on a dual carriageway

No.

Had a thatched roof.

Yes

Strong smell of weed coming from next door

No

Next to a school.

Yes

Next door to your old school bully

No

Is right on the river but had previously flooded (in 2020 but before that not since 1979, we are just doing this 😯)

No

In front of a speed camera

Yes
Next to a family pub

No

Has a shower room with no window.

Yes
that only had a downstairs loo

Long term rent with bathroom with no window , it's the only thing I dislike about my house.

Next to a busy hospital?

No , no window not a prob but bath essential

in the middle of nowhere

Yes

Where someone was murdered

No

Had loads of yappy unsupervised dogs next door

No.

That had a Conservatory built 14 years ago?

Yes
Is next to an electrical pylon or substation?

No.

Has a slug infestation ?

No.

Has a front door that opens on to the pavement.

Yes.

Had a right of way through the back garden.