Would you buy a house that ...?

[raythechay]

say yes or no then suggest the next thing

i will start
was next door to a prison

Has birds nesting in the roof.
No.

The house is covered in ivy.

No

That next door had England flags in the window (no sporting contests taking place at the time of viewing) ?

No

Was next to a pub

No

Next door looked very run down

No, this concerns me as two doors up is heading that way...

A house with no open fire/wood burning stove?

Yes.

A narrow garden sloping upward from the house

No (I'd worry about flooding from rainwater).

Was half the size of your current house (but with enough space for the inhabitants and in an amazing location).