Would you buy a house that ...?

[raythechay]

say yes or no then suggest the next thing

i will start
was next door to a prison

No
Is all electric (no gas)

Yes

Has a neighbour with hundreds of creepy porcelain dolls and teddy bears in the windows...

No

Has no parking

No way.

That has a tiled lounge floor

Yes

Has damp

Never.

Has no baths only showers.

No

has no garden

Yes

Is listed as buyer needing to replace septic tank

Yes.

Has a right of way running through the garden 😁

No

is on the proposed hs2 route

Yes

is decorated in cottagecore style

Yes. Is next to a meadow known to have rats?

Yes

Next door to Katie Price

Ha ha - no but my parents aren't far off

Has no mobile signal

No

Next to a railway line

No.
Would you buy a house that had a pet cemetery in the garden that couldnt be moved.

Yes - I'd just grass over it.

Next door to a church?

I would love ghosts and a chippy.

No
Had a large garden covered in fake grass

Would you buy a house where someone had been murdered?
my house is near a cemetery, and a river and has a shared driveway lol

@Sparehair - yes

That has a bedroom that you have to go through the kitchen to get to (I have seen this!)

Yes

only bathroom is directly off kitchen (I have seen this)

What about a house that has a body legally buried in the garden? Read that scenario on here - a house was being sold and the former owner had requested to be buried in his lovely garden)

Yes, I’d find that kind of nice. Like the house had happy vibes.

Oh sorry- what about spiral staircase?