Would you buy a house that ...?

[raythechay]

say yes or no then suggest the next thing

i will start
was next door to a prison

@Yellowlily8 yes

That only entrance to house was via steps?

Yes

No one answered the one about the large garden covered in artificial grass, so I'll repeat that one.

Yes (assuming I could afford to rip it up and start again...nasty stuff!)

Next to a house that house multiple crapped out cars on the drive/garden...

Next to a house that house multiple crapped out cars on the drive/garden...

NO

A house that has very low ceilings.

Has low ceilings - NO.

Is listed and needs work

Is listed and needs work - no

has a small garden but large rooms in the house.

Yes

Has high ceilings making it expensive to heat.

Yes all the more room for bookshelves

is near to a level crossing

No (they terrify me!)

had overly friendly neighbours that had already decided the people next door would be their new best friends?

No

Next to a student house

Yes provided it was well kept

Had mature trees all round the edge of the garden

No because I hate trees in a garden (past experience)

Has a small kitchen

No, because I hate getting stuck behind DH in a tiny kitchen. We had one in our old flat and I swore never again. It's the heart of our home.

Doesn't have double glazing.

Yes as long as we had budget to put new windows in

Had a downstairs kitchen

P.a curious to hear what happened with trees in the garden?!!

Yes

That had only a downstairs bathroom

No to only downstairs bathroom- would need privacy of upstairs bathroom , downstairs for guests.

has silver birch trees in the small front garden that scatters millions of seeds annually over every crevice of your car and front door

Yes

That had the bedrooms on the ground floor

*master bedroom on the ground floor

Bedrooms on the ground floor - yes (if there seemed to a be a reason for it, and not a bad area).

(@wherethewildtbingsgo surely most kitchens are downstairs. Do you mean in a basement?)

House on a flight path?

Yes because I love planes.

Has birds nesting in the roof.

Our first house had this. Very handy for changing babies' nappies with toddlers milling around, or for keeping an eye/nose that dinner doesn't burn during bath time. I ended up thinking it was a plus.

Sorry yes...I meant a sort of upside down house where kitchen is downstairs from the entrance hall/living area

No it would be a pain to take food shopping down stairs and presumably rubbish would have to come up.

A house with one communal parking area. This is the plan for a local upmarket barn conversion with prices from 700k up.

Yes as long as it had a numbered space for each property.

Next to a slaughterhouse?

No

Has birds nesting in the roof.