Rightmove house… why the red?!

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MNetters why the red?!!!

Lady Byron Lane, Solihull, B93
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/114823337

Had a look at the Tyron Ash website. Lots of cufflink fiddling and dick waving from people who look like they run crypto scams in their spare time. They must be trying to appeal to a very narrow market but I can think of a few top pyramid scheme scammers who would go for that whole package.

Without reading the thread my question is ‘why all the bloody grey’ and I also don’t understand why every room needs the same colour theme. All the red stuff is removal though, like rugs etc.

Hello, bookshop. We need some coffee table books. Subject? Author? No., they must have red and grey coloured slips or bindings. And three yards of books for the book shelves, please. Yes. both kinds. Grey,. Red. Red and grey together? suppose...

Maybe the decorator really liked Schindler's List...

And you'll all regret being mean to Tyron Ash. The leader of a real estate revolution, according to their website and with several 'revolutionaries' (employees and partners). Come the real estate revolution, you'll be in trouble.

Seems a bit 'Dexter' to me. Definitely the home of a murdering psychopath.

Hello garden design, what do you mean, I can't buy bright red turf for the lawns?

Didn't move past the first depressing grey picture tbh.

Not to derail my own thread but this must be Tyron’s best mate Jon (this was the next video on YouTube)

@HellonHeels

That's pretty grim but what bothers me the most is the garden. No planting, not single tree, just a blank lawn. Depressing AF

They want to make sure that any flower that grows there understands that it MUST BE RED!!! They tried, but couldn't get any grey grass...

It makes me think of Schindler's List, which doesn't scream homely.

Well, this thread had me feeling all miserable considering the uglification of houses and the demolition of older properties, but the posts from zilla1 and YouokHun have cheered me right up again

It's a fairly nice house, loads of potential to make it homely and the garden, likewise. Some creative planting and landscaping and it will be wonderful.

Red - not everyone's favourite colour. Meh.

For the asking price it could be argued that a higher end, more luxurious styling should be used in the staging

But I can see through all of that.

I could live there.

I was fully prepared to just read and go, but oh my gosh!
And £3 million!!

[quote NomoreSmiggle]Not to derail my own thread but this must be Tyron’s best mate Jon (this was the next video on YouTube) [/quote]
It's Jon and Alex Moisli in the house vid.

Not sure what part Tyron Ash has to play.

That is so Solihull!

Absolutely hideous

I’m more turned off by the grey than the red

Grim. 3 million quid though! Mad. All the multi million pound new builds near me have been very expensively ‘staged’ with stylish furniture. This looks like someone popped down to Asda home wear with RED written on their shopping list. It is fookin huge though. Clearly aimed at a footballer with their entourage!

I've liked Jon's video on YouTube - poor chaps are going to think they're about to sell something with all this noseypoking!

Looks like the dream home of a psychopathic serial killer!

The opposite of a home.

It doesn't know whether it wants to be an 80s nightclub or a dodgy cosmetic surgery hospital where you can have a little lie down for the afternoon after paying thousands of pounds to have your face pumped full of dodgy dermal fillers by a suspicious "doctor" with an unplaceable - and likely fake - accent (I may possibly have some loosely-related experience of this scenario).

And what's with all the massive rooms with fuck all furniture in them? Did the owners spend all the money on the house itself and not have any readies left over for stuff to put in it apart from a few 'big fake cherry' ornaments?

I think it's lovely 😳

I would however change the red to Navy.

Oh my lord - take a look at the Facebook business page of one of the people named at the end of the video!

www.facebook.com/Alex-Moisii-Real-Estate-100723945062649/

They've cocked up on picture 12. If you click on the picture it's a slightly wider shot and a hint of normal colour has crept in on the top corner.