Rightmove house… why the red?!

[NomoreSmiggle]

MNetters why the red?!!!

Lady Byron Lane, Solihull, B93
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/114823337

The whole thing looks like a 1980's Athena poster

It's so souless! I bet it's owned by a footballer or someone with that kind of career, who doesn't spend that much time there

On the plus side, it would be easy to repurpose it as a David Lloyd leisure centre.

@Ducksarenotmyfriends

Looks like the home of a serial killer.

If you look at the centre of picture 28, out of the corner of your eye the Velux window looks like the blade of a knife!

That video is what happens when a twenty something estate agent doused in Lynx and Topman says they’ll do your marketing for you so you can get on with your organised crime day job.

Awful. Just awful. It's not even that the decoration is bad, there's just no sense of style or taste. A prime example that money can't buy taste.

No testosterone was spared in the making of this video

Awful house but my dogs would love that garden

That is hideous ... and that area is really exclusive ... shows that money can't buy taste !!

Just watched the video
What were the 2 blokes doing in it with their cameo appearance? Should we know who they are? Cos I haven't a sausage, sorry.
I don't think I ever seen such a comedy 'bloke' project. The house gets worse the more you look at it. Not a single bit of wood, all plastic and metal and wtf are those fondant iced interior doors?

All the chic & charm of a particularly garish morgue.

Money don't buy you taste!

Bachelor pad.

An OCD footballer?
Very sterile, also the garden a disaster for wildlife. Sad.

@Cheermonger

No testosterone was spared in the making of this video

it makes me crave Hyacinth Bucket and her tea sets and doilies.

@irregularegular

OMG have you watched the video!!!!!?

Who the fuck is Tyron Ash?!?!

That was hilarious. Those two men look like traffickers.

I used to live nearby too. Used to be a lovely road with lovely old houses.

That is a monstrosity.

@Gonnagetgoing ... oh here we go ! Let the Brummie Bashing commence !!

Freehold or leasehold - looks like theres a bit more work to do on the details.

Fingerprint recognition - greatway to get yourself locked out.

As others have written….. sterile.

@NomoreSmiggle

Someone needs to tell the agent to do something about that red!

And grey, generally, I'm tired of seeing places that have obviously been done up for selling, every room grey, including the bathroom.

HNRTT but they let themselves down with the green shirt in the wardrobe.

It looks like a boys duvet from the 1980's turned into house decor. Great space in the house and I like the bath. Everything else I hate. But it will be some people's dream home!

I don’t think anyone really lives there. Those towels/rules etc look like they’ve been moved from room to room for the photos. It all looks like set dressing on a recently done up house that’s been done for the purposes of selling.
IF anyone lives there, their stuff (apart from clothes) is in storage til they move. But even the clothes look like set dressing.

Wow who’d have though Solihull was so expensive!!
We’ll it’s big so I suppose you could do sorry about the nasty decor once you’d moved in.
I’m sure there are better ways of spending your £3m though

It's like some one took the colour scheme from Schindler's list and turned it into a house.

The Grove Road one is either Karen Brady’s one or one her immediate neighbours.