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Rightmove house… why the red?!

350 replies

NomoreSmiggle · 15/10/2021 11:26

MNetters why the red?!!!

Lady Byron Lane, Solihull, B93
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/114823337

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mafted · 15/10/2021 21:27

The video is superb!

Why is all the furniture too small for the rooms?

YukoandHiro · 15/10/2021 21:40

Hideous

puddlebubble · 15/10/2021 23:48

that red has been photoshopped in, it was literally all grey. I wouldn't even consider looking at that house, energy is so off.

Hairbrush123 · 16/10/2021 03:00

Oh wow! I live in the village next door to this (Dorridge). This house is awful. I’ve driven past it a few times and I’ll be surprised if it ever sells

Hairbrush123 · 16/10/2021 03:03

@Inthemuckheap

It's just been dressed for sale by somebody who has zero taste then photoshopped to accent the red.

£3mio in Solihull? I've only been to the NEC and didn't think it was a very nice area....

There is much more to Solihull than the NEC you know Hmm
Dhcfisssifjrsnxfjds · 16/10/2021 03:56

Agents photoshop red accents into photos because it draws in the eye and attracts buyers to photographs. Normally it is not done this heavy handed

Hugoslavia · 16/10/2021 07:54

They forgot the garden!!! No red in the garden!

Hugoslavia · 16/10/2021 07:57

The video! Grin utterly hilarious!! Estate agent named Tyson Ash fancies himself as a rich gangster filmstar, when he's just a crap estate agent.

Hugoslavia · 16/10/2021 08:03

If you want a laugh, Google Tyron Ash Real Estate. He's very erm.... Erm....suave.

Rightmove house… why the red?!
Rightmove house… why the red?!
Svalberg · 16/10/2021 08:07

@Hairbrush123 There is much more to Solihull than the NEC you knowHmm

The airport's lovely as well Wink

torquewench · 16/10/2021 08:29

If it is CG furniture, the EA has paid attention to detail because if you zoom in you can see a sofa through the window in one of the garden pics.

NomoreSmiggle · 16/10/2021 09:38

I don’t think it’s CG furniture but as others have pointed out perhaps all staged.

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bookworm14 · 16/10/2021 09:46

@Hugoslavia

If you want a laugh, Google Tyron Ash Real Estate. He's very erm.... Erm....suave.
Hahahahha. There’s real sitcom potential here - like a more upmarket (if that’s the word…) version of Stath Lets Flats.
NomoreSmiggle · 16/10/2021 09:52

According to The Sun article the EAs that work for Tyron make £30k a month! They’re all young very much like the TOWIE crowd!

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incognitodorrito · 16/10/2021 09:52

@Ducksarenotmyfriends

Looks like the home of a serial killer.
Yes ! American Psycho's UK pad.
NomoreSmiggle · 16/10/2021 10:01

The furniture is real guys this video just sprung up on my YouTube. Reading the comments it’s been on sale since 2018! Started at a cool £3.5mill those who have commented local to the area have said a beautiful house was demolished to build it. That’s why on street view it looks so out of place!

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NomoreSmiggle · 16/10/2021 10:02

Oh that’s the same video lol! Well another one came up Mark and Summer? Going around the house

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LittleBearPad · 16/10/2021 10:10

The video is gloriously naff.

LittleBearPad · 16/10/2021 10:14

It’s massively overpriced though compared to other properties on the street.

I also assume there was a mature garden which has been ripped out - stupid developer!

ArblemarchTFruitbat · 16/10/2021 10:39

Does it belong to JP Delaney?

hauntedvagina · 16/10/2021 11:54

I've been keeping an eye on this house for a while. They usually fly around that area.

I reminds me of the girl in the red coat in Schindler's List.

GCAcademic · 16/10/2021 12:07

reminds me of the girl in the red coat in Schindler's List.

I'm thinking Don't Look Now. Another girl in a red coat, but also the monochrome colour palette with occasional splashes of red throughout the film.

I'd fully expect a dwarf with a dagger to jump out at me if I set foot in there.

PermanentlyDizzy · 16/10/2021 14:22

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5siphtpM6NU&t=678s Here’s the walk through video.

To be fair, I do think it presents a lot better via the walk through. The owner/builder has obviously put a lot of care and attention to detail into building it and apparently they do live there, which surprised me.

It’s obviously a marmite house, but someone will buy it and put their own stamp on it eventually. Personally I hate the red, but for the most part you could easily be rid of it, except for the bizarre 80’s grid pattern front door, which would be a pain to replace.

I still think it’s wrong for the location, massively overpriced for the road it’s on and opened the door for similarly inappropriate developments along there though.

PermanentlyDizzy · 16/10/2021 14:23

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ivfbabymomma1 · 16/10/2021 14:27

Vile house but the red clothes to match made me laugh 😂