Reports. No boasting, no angst - what is your fav comment on your DCs report

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Mine was 'Paggirl has a mischieveious and frankly bizarre sense of humour'.
Also 'Paggirl is always smiling'. Finally 'sometimes her mind is clearly upon other things'

All true

DS1's strength is clearly speaking which he does frequently and with ease.

"He puts a smile on my face every day"

at connor 'frequently and with ease'

I write reports rather than read them! However one of my parents came to see me today to say how much he enjoyed reading his son's report, especially the phrase " XX and his belongings are never in the same place at the same time!" as he said that summed his son up perfectly!

"DS [age 4] is excellent at negotiation, and resolves conflict with his peers and with adults in this way"

You are so very right, Teacher-of-DS! Just add the words 'and always to his own advantage' at the end and you'll be spot on.

No report as yet. But I can guarantee DD's will be excellent in every regard (not boasting, just a fact) and DS#2's will start with 'Ah...yes. Now, Joe....erm...'

Well this one made us smile but in a puzzled way

"Hoopychild was a star when she sang a solo in the choir performance. She brought a tear to my eye"

She isn't in the choir

have most of your schools broken up then? We have another 2 weeks yet and we won't get a report until just before that.

No, we still have two more weeks they gave them out really early this year.

From ds1's head of middle school 'weblet is a thoroughly decent little chap'

Last year my son was 'a unique child'! Still trying to figure it out, lol.

DD's High School Report - dd of Fimbo is a natural geographer, she has left her target way behind in a cloud of dust.......

I hate farking geography....

Dd got an A in attitude for PE. She hasn't done PE for 3 years (disability). Oh well, she seems to feel good about this state of affairs grin].

Had to name change for this because I told my friends and family so would be instantly recognisable:

"- has a talent for the totally irrelevant."

For French:

"Monsieur Fidget drives me mad!!"

He is lovely really.......

Master Franca has a very logic and scientific mind, apparently.

Schools broke up nearly a month ago here in Italy

Goldentomato2 is a 'little ray of sunshine who is a joy to teach'!!

So why does he always seem to to a frumpy raincloud at home???

'grumpy' not 'frumpy' obviously

'Baby Violet has enough energy for the whole class'

Ds (8 yrs) is an "active, lively boy who has plenty to say for himself"

Think I can read between the lines in that one!

Dd has an opinion on everything and is happy to share them with the class I think that is probably code for she is a proper little madame who speaks her mind and isn't afraid to tell others where she thinks they have got it wrong.

mates dad taught her

" she is a credit to her father"

love these.

I enjoy the read between the lines comments.

When I went in for DDs parents evening last year I sat in the seat opposite her teacher and I swear, the woman just started laughing.

Just laughed and laughed and said 'ohh Paggirl.....' and laughed some more.

dd1 - "she got an infectious personality and is so kind and thoughtful"

so yes thats about right as she'll talk to anyone (even her own shadow!)