Ok, I've got Neenz and Adnhiker on Facebook, and I know I can find DramaQ - Amber, give me a clue to find you?? I'll track some more of you down later....
Josey, go and let down your neighbour's tyres or something. It's not big, it's not clever, but it will make you feel better.
Spending a week with my mum makes me realise how odd/mad the older generation are. For example:
Blue cheese is 'bad' because it's mouldy.
Ditto smoked salmon and parma ham, because they're raw.
She keeps her cordless phone in the same place her old phone was, and has to run to answer it rather than move the handset with her, or, God forbid, use one of the other handsets.
Anything in excess of a very small glass of wine more than once a week means you're an alcoholic.
Despite buying her a digital photo frame for Christmas and loading it with hundreds of photos, she still wants me to get her 'real' photos, because then she can 'look' at them.
She has at least three clocks in each room, and not one of them tells the right time.
She keeps unopened tinned meat in the fridge.
She can't get into the loft because she doesn't have ladders which are tall enough. So she went and bought some new ladders, which are exactly the same height as the last ones, because longer ones wouldn't 'fit' in under the ceiling (or reach the loft obviously).
She has three video recorders and a weird rotation system to 'keep them running' - as 'they' have stopped selling video recorders, she lives in fear of the day all of them break down (despite us offering to buy and install a Freeview plus box and sort out the aerial upgrade).
I am sure there are more! Tell me about the weird things your mothers/MILs/any other people do or believe - surely she's not the only one!