May 07 - Some have produced new anklebiters, but the rest have more sense.

[twelveyeargap]

Are you Chandler?

dd would love that. Though I'm not sure what Mrs Robe would think.

here you go Scoot My house is slightly north of the blue circle, yet just under the Equator.

It was Chandler that started me off wanting one!I scoured every tat shop everywhere looking but could only find lady pens.My friend found him in Brighton (of course!) in the end
I wish she had got me two as I am dreading him running out of ink..

MIL has a mug that's a bloke in pants and when there's hot water in it, they disappear. It's filth.

Classy ladies.

EH?! Is it written in some sort of spy code?

I just looked at the map and thought to myself 'd'you know, TMAM doesnt live far from my BF-they could meet up'.I am so thick sometimes.She lives in Cape Town But if you ever happen to be making the apporx 9 million mile journey TMAM, you really should call in, she is v. nice..

Where did she get it SOH?I MUST have this mug!!

Says the Nordic Ice swilling dirty stop out that is Cam.

D'you know, I have mental images of all of you, regardless of the fact that I know what you look like. TMAM, you look like the love interest in Casino Royale in my head. Or Serafina Pekkala if you prefer.

Who do I look like?Sort of a cross between Jimmy Cranky and Lilo Lil?

you really are stalking me!

Pray tell who is this lady Serafina? Such a fabulous name I would love to be her

Scoot, when you decide to visit your bf, you could stop halfway for a little trip to see us Alternatively, now here is an idea, I could meet you in CT for a girl's week. Its a fabulous place, they would surely appreciate a chick who has a nekkid man pen.

SOH, did you watch the BF programme last night? Will you be still feeding the tank when she is 4.5?

It looks to me like, 00Dh, solves other lazy arses problems cause he can be bothered to think about it and of course he is 007 so therefore can do anything, he also really likes to teach people how to get along well, brain storm, team build and get pissed on the companys team building efforts hard earned cash. Have I got that completely wrong?

Now you're hard to describe Scoot. Very glamorous, poker-straight hair, quite scary, in a pencil skirt and killer heels.

Totally wrong MrsJB.

And you Scoot, you wear lipstick and hanker after a pair of Louboutins.

You could earn a fortune wet nursing in america with your bazoookas.

I have to say too, you can shoot me down if you like, but I didn't wince once, I am weirdly with the natural thing to do crew. I could do it!

OMG..You've got me spot on!
Try Kinky haired, slightly flustered looking, in pj bottoms or day clothes always covered in snot (my own ), crumbs, fairy stickers,and once memorably with a pull up pant sticking out of my coat pocket when I turned up for a meeting

I did watch it. I will let M self-wean which will probably happen between 2 and 3 I suppose. At least that's average. I certainly hope not to be feeding a 4.5yr old.

00DH runs through walls and up buildings, solves international crimes, shoots bad guys and gets home in time to seduce Mrs007 with brooding looks and tales of heroism. Oh please please please let that be true.

haha I am fick!

I could feed another child if it really needed it and would happily donate but would be mildly uncomfortable with anybody feeding M. Thankfully, my enormous, milk filled bazookas seem to be enough for now.

God yes, that is so true SOH. And he looks like Daniel Craig, but without those Speedos. No man should ever wear speedos.

I havent worn lipstick since 2005.
I do hanker after Laboutins though.Its the red sole..so sexy.I could wear them when I was teaching my staff how to do manual handling and demonstrate the ease with which you can break an ankle

I watched a bit of the BF thing.Each to their own I suppose..But you wouldnt catch me whipping my norks out to feed someone elses sprog (unless it was life or death)I struggled enough with my own

CAQL is right though SOH..Theres gold in them there boobies

Now I've seen photos of him. He looks more intelligent than DC. DC's on my list you know. Number 4.

I think I would find it uncomfortable to watch my child be fed by another woman, but I don't think it would bother me if I couldn't see it. Sorry, back to gold finger talk.

Who else is on it?