Are your children’s vaccines up to date?

Set a reminder

Please or to access all these features

Post-natal clubs

Join our Postnatal Clubs forum to find parenting advice for newborns.

April 2007 - ooh aah just a little bit

748 replies

PillockOfTheCommunity · 23/01/2008 20:13

ooh aah a little bit more ..............

Are they/Aren't they?
Dippy
Pinions

Work
Pinions has issues with her return to work and her hours are yet to be finalised
Octo made the decision to go back to teaching, as a supply teacher for now
mammyjo was messed around by payroll and overpaid
crossover of uk/spanish public holidays caused problems for Maveta
weeonion is also struggling with issues surrounding her return to work

Babies
Talk about talking
weeonion's C has her first tooth
WCL is tearing her hair out as L is quite literally everywhere
wanky loon HV giving Pesha hassle over D's weight

Everything Else
Eddas made her Buggy Snuggle and it looks fab!
Caz has been asked to talk to teenagers about being a young mum
Oooggs has worries about a planning application right next to Nursery
GMM will be running for DEBRA
Maveta needs to chose a Nursery but with ratios of 1:8 it won't be easy
Maveta is also struggling with other aspects of the Spanish way of life, namely MIL
Hotlipsmummy rejoined the group after being with us during pregnancy, and promptly changed her name to 2hotcrossbunnies in preparation for Easter
Pinions had an op to remove some gremlin moles but is recovering well
Pinions brother has written a rather interesting book (that's the brother that doesn't star in random tv ads )
phdlife popped in to say hi
Pesha went to a party in her wellies and came home very drunk ""maybe a tiddly bit tiddly" by 10pm
Maveta has a new hairdo
Dippy will jump into bed with anyone that offers her a Kinder Egg
Pinions can knit
GMM has her notallowedtotellyou pierced
mj and oooggs had lovely girlie nights out with friends, while SOL took dh with her when she ventured out
GMM has bought a new pushchair
Dippy has stickykeys
KHIN needs (((hugs)))

Meet Ups
We were thinking of multiple meet-ups on same day in May to celebrate birthdays????
NEED TO PROGRESS THIS
Ellie wants to come to Scotland on Feb 15th if they'll have her???

Funny stuff
It was decided that MN is constructive
SPB asked "does it get easier as they get older?" (still pmsl at that one )

Also worthy of note
Octo had more wine leading to this quote -
"Fuck it, bugger working and going to supply and have 4 more children ..."

There were excellent language skills on display in the Liath household .....
"A recent conversation at my sister's house went thus:
Dd - I'm going to bugger off the cat, Mummy.
Me - I beg your pardon?
Dd - I'M GOING TO BUGGER OFF THE CAT MUMMY!
Me -
Dd - Bugger off cat!!
Cat -
I must stop using foul language"

A collaberation between Mr Dippy and NL came up with this new 'lullaby'.....
"Some naughty children didn't go to bed,
Along came a goblin and chopped off their heads.
Their poor parents started to weep,
Because the naughty children wouldn't go to sleep!"
"The naughty children bewailed their fate
But alas and alack it was all too late
The Goblin scarpered, quick as could be
So listen MY naughty children, go to sleep for ME!"

Pesha (or should that be Peesha ) got fed up of not being able to say her own name correctly and has changed it to Mashanapedyjo (Masher for short) thanks to Octo!

OP posts:
Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
StealthPolarBear · 23/01/2008 21:21

Right off downstairs then to bed
Please please can I have a good night, and good night vibes to anyone who needs them, especially oooggs

geordiemacminx · 23/01/2008 21:23

Friend of a friend had her tongue pierced, was giving her boyfriend a BJ, caught his foresking, practically ripped it off... he was in that much pain that his gut reaction was to punch her in the nose - she needed £4000 of reconstruction

Sexonlegs · 23/01/2008 21:25

Evening!

PMSL at all this piercing talk, and the smattering of sausage talk!!

GMM, you are one brave lady!!

NL, I am with you on the needle front - I feel faint if I see one on Holby City and have to look away asap.

Pesha, didn't dare look at your "attachment"!

Ange, where's dh tonight?

POTC, thanks for the fabulous round up btw.

2HCB, I lived in Clapham for a while on Crescent Lane just off Abbeville Road. Beautiful place.

Funny you should be talking about Relocation from last week. A thread was started up about it last week, and she was ripped to shreds!

AngeG · 23/01/2008 21:26

I go and play games for a while and find you lot have been talking, how very dare you!

Off to catch up!

PillockOfTheCommunity · 23/01/2008 21:26

have clicked
am worried now
but soooooooo tempted to look further.....

wasn't as bad as I expected!

OP posts:
Sexonlegs · 23/01/2008 21:27

GMM, pmsl at your story! What a nightmare.

AngeG · 23/01/2008 21:31

Gmm ouch at re-piercing!

PMSL laughing at willy piercing and sausage casserole

at that pic masher!!

Good night vibes to everyone who needs them

to that story GMM

Hi SOl - Dh is on a course thing in Manchester I hate it when he's away

POTC - It's no good creeping now

AngeG · 23/01/2008 21:32

Oooh GMM - I was beginning to think the other place!!

AngeG · 23/01/2008 21:35

Now I'm back you've all gone

Fine I'm going to play games again!

CaptainDippy · 23/01/2008 21:36

My chin is on the floor.

Eddas · 23/01/2008 21:36

Good summary thanks POTC

at the discussion, not in a bad way just wasn't what I expected when I read through Apart from my ears i've had my belly button pierced > did want my tongue done at various points but far too chicken

Poor ds is getting any better going to take him to the docs tomorrow unless he dramatically improves overnight poor little thing just slept/sat all day today, no crawling at all, which he did yesterday Had a bit of a temperature too, not too bad but high.

CaptainDippy · 23/01/2008 21:37

Anyway, back to NL's previous Q - Weather is ok-ish here, has been drizzling today, but not too bad. You?

Mashanapedyjo · 23/01/2008 21:38

Eddas - sorry ds is still poorly I hope he does improve over night but if not hope the dr can do something for him. Its so when they're like that isnt it.

CaptainDippy · 23/01/2008 21:40

Poor DS, Eddas Hope he perks up asap. xx

I've had my bellybutton peirced too - Goodness knows why ....

Sexonlegs · 23/01/2008 21:41

Eddas, your poor ds. Hope you can get some answers from the GP.

Off to bed in a mo. K has another sodding cough and woke us up coughing. Luckily it doesn't seem to bother her and she doesn't wake up - or if she does she goes back to sleep again. Also not sure how well B will sleep. She bashed her chin on a friends head today - made a hell of a noise. Think she may have a big bruise in the morning poor love.

So, sleep well babies and lovely ladies.
xx

Sexonlegs · 23/01/2008 21:41

Eddas, your poor ds. Hope you can get some answers from the GP.

Off to bed in a mo. K has another sodding cough and woke us up coughing. Luckily it doesn't seem to bother her and she doesn't wake up - or if she does she goes back to sleep again. Also not sure how well B will sleep. She bashed her chin on a friends head today - made a hell of a noise. Think she may have a big bruise in the morning poor love.

So, sleep well babies and lovely ladies.
xx

Mashanapedyjo · 23/01/2008 21:43

Night SOL

Eddas · 23/01/2008 21:43

thanks he just looks so he's normally the smiliest baby in the world, dh's workmates call him 'the smiler' Sure the doctor won't do much but it's been too long now.

Night sol, hope the dd's sleep well and don't wake you. DD1's chin sounds painful , hope she's ok

AngeG · 23/01/2008 21:45

Eddas - Poor ds, hope the doctor helps. Hope he's better soon.

SOL -Poor B Hope there's not too much of a bruise. Night xx

Only ears pierced here. have thought about belly button, but never get my stomach out so would be pretty pointless!

CaptainDippy · 23/01/2008 21:46

Night SOL. xx

Good idea to go and get him checked over if you are worried, Eddas, poor DS.

Right off to bed now - "See" you all tomorrow. xx

Eddas · 23/01/2008 21:48

night cd x

thanks ange not sure why i had mine done tbh as never show it off! Took it out whilst pg with dd anyway so now I just have a rather attractive hole, well 2 actually, nice

2HotCrossBunnies · 23/01/2008 21:49

Eddas hope the visit to the docs helps tomorrow. Its so horrible when they are poorly.

I too have had the belly button pierced but a LONG time ago (just after uni) and there's no chance I would get the flabby mess that is my midrift out now. And I can't really blame the boys - had gotten too fat before them!

Hope everyone has a good night.

Mashanapedyjo · 23/01/2008 21:55

2HXB - everytime i see you I want a hot cross bun!!

PillockOfTheCommunity · 23/01/2008 22:09

GRRRRR
Justin on the phone

OP posts:
NorthernLurker · 23/01/2008 22:10

Pesha - I daren't even open that link! Right - dh home form London and have ice cream here requiring my attention so see you tomorrow

Oh GMM - just one question - if she needed £4000 of reconstruction - how much did he need??