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April 2007 - ooh aah just a little bit

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 23/01/2008 20:13

ooh aah a little bit more ..............

Are they/Aren't they?
Dippy
Pinions

Work
Pinions has issues with her return to work and her hours are yet to be finalised
Octo made the decision to go back to teaching, as a supply teacher for now
mammyjo was messed around by payroll and overpaid
crossover of uk/spanish public holidays caused problems for Maveta
weeonion is also struggling with issues surrounding her return to work

Babies
Talk about talking
weeonion's C has her first tooth
WCL is tearing her hair out as L is quite literally everywhere
wanky loon HV giving Pesha hassle over D's weight

Everything Else
Eddas made her Buggy Snuggle and it looks fab!
Caz has been asked to talk to teenagers about being a young mum
Oooggs has worries about a planning application right next to Nursery
GMM will be running for DEBRA
Maveta needs to chose a Nursery but with ratios of 1:8 it won't be easy
Maveta is also struggling with other aspects of the Spanish way of life, namely MIL
Hotlipsmummy rejoined the group after being with us during pregnancy, and promptly changed her name to 2hotcrossbunnies in preparation for Easter
Pinions had an op to remove some gremlin moles but is recovering well
Pinions brother has written a rather interesting book (that's the brother that doesn't star in random tv ads )
phdlife popped in to say hi
Pesha went to a party in her wellies and came home very drunk ""maybe a tiddly bit tiddly" by 10pm
Maveta has a new hairdo
Dippy will jump into bed with anyone that offers her a Kinder Egg
Pinions can knit
GMM has her notallowedtotellyou pierced
mj and oooggs had lovely girlie nights out with friends, while SOL took dh with her when she ventured out
GMM has bought a new pushchair
Dippy has stickykeys
KHIN needs (((hugs)))

Meet Ups
We were thinking of multiple meet-ups on same day in May to celebrate birthdays????
NEED TO PROGRESS THIS
Ellie wants to come to Scotland on Feb 15th if they'll have her???

Funny stuff
It was decided that MN is constructive
SPB asked "does it get easier as they get older?" (still pmsl at that one )

Also worthy of note
Octo had more wine leading to this quote -
"Fuck it, bugger working and going to supply and have 4 more children ..."

There were excellent language skills on display in the Liath household .....
"A recent conversation at my sister's house went thus:
Dd - I'm going to bugger off the cat, Mummy.
Me - I beg your pardon?
Dd - I'M GOING TO BUGGER OFF THE CAT MUMMY!
Me -
Dd - Bugger off cat!!
Cat -
I must stop using foul language"

A collaberation between Mr Dippy and NL came up with this new 'lullaby'.....
"Some naughty children didn't go to bed,
Along came a goblin and chopped off their heads.
Their poor parents started to weep,
Because the naughty children wouldn't go to sleep!"
"The naughty children bewailed their fate
But alas and alack it was all too late
The Goblin scarpered, quick as could be
So listen MY naughty children, go to sleep for ME!"

Pesha (or should that be Peesha ) got fed up of not being able to say her own name correctly and has changed it to Mashanapedyjo (Masher for short) thanks to Octo!

OP posts:
Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
PillockOfTheCommunity · 23/01/2008 20:54

pmsl at what I've started

Ange you are just too special to be reduced to a mere few lines [creeeeeeep]

OP posts:
CaptainDippy · 23/01/2008 20:55

Did it hurt?

geordiemacminx · 23/01/2008 20:55

Then force the bar through the skin

PillockOfTheCommunity · 23/01/2008 20:55

it gets worse NL, I know this from a thread discussing Morning Paper's labial piercing

OP posts:
CaptainDippy · 23/01/2008 20:56

How did you cope with the blood tests for PG, NL?

NorthernLurker · 23/01/2008 20:59

Thanks - don't mind injections as long as I don't look at the needle.
And if anyone else mentions bars, forcing things through skin or (comes over faint AGAIN) labial piercing I shan't be responsible for the consequences!

CaptainDippy · 23/01/2008 20:59
CaptainDippy · 23/01/2008 21:00

Tking blood isn't like an injection though - OMGoodness, think I might pass out too - not good with blood taking ......

StealthPolarBear · 23/01/2008 21:02

hello everyone
almost typed "morning", no I've normally had a bit more sleep
Fantastic round up POTC lol at creeping!
Yes, it was me Ange, thanks for the update
GMM and ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
etc...

StealthPolarBear · 23/01/2008 21:03

"labial piercing"
I wanna know what the consequences are!
(Never thought I'd need to type that phrase)

CaptainDippy · 23/01/2008 21:05

STOP already!!

What did everyone have for tea?

NorthernLurker · 23/01/2008 21:05

If it involves a needle through skin situation then I just don't wish to look - stuff coming in or out irrelevant - I just don't look.

NorthernLurker · 23/01/2008 21:06

Curry

What's the weather doing down your way?

geordiemacminx · 23/01/2008 21:06

Its supposed to "highten" sensation.. as is willy piercing...

StealthPolarBear · 23/01/2008 21:07

I let a student take my blood

StealthPolarBear · 23/01/2008 21:08

a student midwife, not student vampire btw
GMM, please don't tell me you've got that done as well otherwise people will believe you're a trucker. I've met you - you looked female to me???

CaptainDippy · 23/01/2008 21:09

I had a really lovely sausage casserole.

CaptainDippy · 23/01/2008 21:10

Bugger. Not the best thing to admit after someone mentions willy peircing.

NorthernLurker · 23/01/2008 21:12

not a good idea to bring sausages into this conversation I think

oh and btw - very disappointed in you all - earlier Dippy asked what did we think of a bed - they are in need 'cos their old one is collapsing. I wait and wait - but no smut or innuendo or teasing about WHAT she did to so incapacitate her sleeping apparatus. It's very Disappointing!

Mashanapedyjo · 23/01/2008 21:14

Holy flinoly - I was just looking for some mad piercing pics for NL cos I know how she likes them and I saw this

Warning - do NOT look if sensitive, easily shocked, kids around or um prudish!! In fact probably best not to look at all.IF you do look you may need to put your D.O.B in to see it.

Jeepers creepers!! And I'm not easily shocked!

StealthPolarBear · 23/01/2008 21:15

and delete your browser history
I didn't look - just the URL was bad enough

geordiemacminx · 23/01/2008 21:16

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mashanapedyjo · 23/01/2008 21:19

Very sensible SPB.

I got er friendly with a gorgeous guy once after a very lively house party who had his nipple pierced, very much like it after that!

Not on me though! [wimp]

Mashanapedyjo · 23/01/2008 21:20
Mashanapedyjo · 23/01/2008 21:21

It was the guy who had his nipple pierced btw - not the house party