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April 2007 - put fingers in ears, shut eyes and walk away singing la la la la!

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JoMa · 14/08/2007 19:23

you'll find it works well in all eventualities, growth charts, eldest children, MILs, give it a try

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Sexonlegs · 17/08/2007 21:52

I see you posted on the favourite word thread as well!!

Katy44 · 17/08/2007 21:56

Yes, I started the "which word do you hate" thread - very impressed I generated a spin off.
Didn't see you on the thread, going to have a look!

Katy44 · 17/08/2007 21:57

OK I'm not even sure I know what that means

newy · 17/08/2007 21:58

Katy, think we were both on the India Knight thread - it seemed to get a little heated but became strangely addictive . This seems like a much friendlier thread.
Me and the hooligan went to yolates today! It was 'bring a baby' but only 2 of us did so was a bit worried but luckily me and ds managed not to disgrace ourselves. He kept quiet and my pelvic floor held out.
Yes, I am a north london girl! I had ds at the whittington. Great hospital, I work in A&E. This is not actually so great when you are being stitched up (3rd degree tear) and the (male) anaethetist and operating assistants start filling you in on all the gossip..., also doctor came in to do my epidural while I was hanging onto the bed with my bum hanging out screaming and said 'do I know you?' , then I went for my 6 week check where they checked ALL the exits and there was a doctor from A&E there . So anyway, I have a baby but no shame anymore..

Sexonlegs · 17/08/2007 21:58

Means chilled, relaxed ina kind of comatosed state! Is your thread in Chat?

Katy44 · 17/08/2007 22:01

That was the one! We only fight on here when that Sexonlegs is around.
Is yolates a cross between yoga and pilates?
ouch at 3rd degree tear but at no shame
I know what you mean, I was having a contraction in the hospital car park, people were staring and all I could think was "Good! If they think I'm drunk they'll GET OUT OF THE ^&%%££& WAY!!!"

Katy44 · 17/08/2007 22:02

Meant to continue the insult, you can't take her anywhere
Yes, my thread's in chat.

Katy44 · 17/08/2007 22:03

which word do you hate?

newy · 17/08/2007 22:12

Ha, ha. loved the word thread . Have added to it. I believe it is yoga and pilates - managed to hold my creaking body together.

Sexonlegs · 17/08/2007 22:13

Katy, I hate the word moist, but someone has already said that one. Makes me cringe!!

Hi Newy.

Katy44 · 17/08/2007 22:14

Hi SOL thought I'd offended you off!
newy replied to you on the other thread, but thought we were on this one. Thankfully I didn't start talking to anyone else

Sexonlegs · 17/08/2007 22:19

No, not at all. Just trying to book Becky and me tickets to see the Tweenies live!!

newy · 17/08/2007 22:20

Hi! Going on a dirty w/e (parents looking after ds) so should probably at least go and shave my legs. Might not be that dirty due to technical difficulties or might have to come home as missing the hooligan. Will try not to gross you out with any details (or lack thereof). Have a good w/e everyone.

Actually on words we don't like, I don't like the w/e for 'weekend' makes me think of wee.

Katy44 · 17/08/2007 22:21

Did you get them SOL?
Enjoy your dirty weekend newy!

normabutty · 17/08/2007 22:26

Ok Katy, you've talked me into returning!!! That and it's bloody boring with no MN

Hi Newy, welcome. Have a nice weekend and at 3rd degree tear but lol @ the story!

Hi SOL - good luck getting tickets.

DH taking Erin swimming tomorrow, meeting someone who's also addicted to nappies on Sunday. Gonna cut dh's hair sometime this weekend hopefully

Sexonlegs · 17/08/2007 22:35

Oh Newy, have a fab weekend! Hope you don't have any technical difficulties!

Managed to book the tickets. Becky is going to be thrilled. She loves going to the theatre - we have only been 3 times before, but she just loves it bless her heart.

Welcome back Norma. Hope Erin enjoys the swimming.

I am off to bed. See you gorgeous mummies tomorrow. xx

Btw, has anyone looked at www.babeswithbabies.co.uk
it was recommended for new mums looking for suitable clothing, and I know many were asking about stuff for weddings etc.

elkiedee · 17/08/2007 22:55

Newy, I was at the Whittington too, though as my son was late it was actually in May. But it must be very strange giving birth at the place where you work. Hope you have an enjoyable weekend.

Leaky, glad the tests came back alright, very cute pics.

Welcome back Nutty.

This afternoon, D and I met up with a lovely woman who posted on the Mumsnet Local site looking for information about things to do with a new baby in Crouch End. We might meet up again at Jolly Babies on Monday.

Tomorrow morning it's the cats' turn to have their annual jabs to protect them against various nasty ailments. DP will take them, not a duty I envy him, so I hope they won't come home too grizzly.

Now I'm really sleepy so will join dp and Danny upstairs soon. G'night all.

elkiedee · 17/08/2007 22:56

SOL, when are you and B off to the theatre? Hope it's good.

elkiedee · 17/08/2007 22:58

And Ellie, sorry your mum's upset you, hope your gran's made you feel better.

octoandflash · 17/08/2007 23:07

Norma - hope it wasn't me who deleted you Welcome back anyway!

Ellie - hope you are okay re your mum and get lots of cuddles from your nan (((move her to Brighton))))

DH gone away for weekend with boys - just me and ernie

Been to Brean Sands today with friends - had fab time.

Off to bed now.

Lucewheel · 17/08/2007 23:31

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elkiedee · 17/08/2007 23:34

This might interest those who've been following Peter/misdee's story.
www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/main.jhtml;jsessionid=RYRLHW5D3522FQFIQMFSFGGAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/portal/2007/0 8/17/nosplit/ft-mumsnet-117.xml

really off to bed now

EllieK · 18/08/2007 01:09

from now on I will be taking Pesha's advice and doing as the thread title says

I'm pmsl at the Telegraph writer and her "cold fish" quote, which was, of course, a comment made in jest to Cod, but obviously she didn't know that and has quoted it seriously

Well, anyone free on Spetember 9th?

I had planned to have Matthew's birthday party and Joe's baptism on the same weekend to make it easy for the family that would have to travel to be here (namely fran (formerly known as M.U.M. and sis). Then sis came up last week so I really didn't expect her to come again, as much as I would really have liked her to. But as fran had been invited in May I kinda expected her to be coming. Sis went home today. Skott rings me tonight, he thought I should know that the Swindon people won't be coming up as that weekend is graham's parents golden wedding anniversary (my mums new husband). so rather than texting or calling me, my sis has told my brother.

I ring fran to get it straight from her. "well i didn't know it was that weekend, i don't remember being invited, if i had remembered i'd have rung you to say i couldn't come". cheers. that means so much to me. she said they have to go to the anniversary party, i said no, he has to go, she could make her grandsons her priority, "no, we as a family have to be there, as do sis and bil".

oddly enough this upset me rather, so now people who are not blood relations are more important than me and the boys.

then she starts on how i didn't want her to bring the dog to the party last year (i have pet chickens ffs ) and how when she got here there was no food left (she was an hour late and i cooked some just for her when she got here), so it's my fault and why would she want to come anyway.

by now i'm bawling my eyes out (i had already done this on phone to gran between skott telling me and fran returning my call). she says they'll come up another weekend. i tell her not to bother and put phone down.

ring gran back, can hardly speak for tears. gran tells me to pack a bag and stay there tonight.

so i did.

except that I left Joe with her and went out to meet a friend for a drink (I needed a break) and then thought I'd nip in here on the way home so I could tell you all what had happened and pick up the hugs I knew you'd have sent me even tho I don't do hugs, but I secretly really needed )

so there you have it. I give up. I've tried to forgive and forget her walking out on me, adopting two other girls, continually doing things to upset me. This time she has gone too far. This I cannot get past.

so instead of having the baptism the weekend I was to suit her, I will now plan it for the weekend that suits us.

so back to my original question, does anyone think they might be able to come to Suffolk for 9th September?

only I need all the friends there I can!

(however, gran did tell me tonight that the fostering agency have turned fran down, so that pleased me rather )

liath · 18/08/2007 07:36

Ellie, that's so crap . I'm not good at giving cyber hugs but am happy to despatch a cyber-kick up the arse to your so-called mother.

Sexonlegs · 18/08/2007 08:04

Morning loves. Just a quickie.

Ellie, I was so sorry to read your post. Unbloodybelievable. Hope you are feeling a bit better today about it all.

Elkie, B and I are going to see The Tweenies on the 21st September. Not my peronal choice, but B likes them. Have also seen Balamory Live, The Fimbles and a lovely childs play called "The Owl who was afraid of th dark". That was lovely, and they had a real owl in the foyer that the children could stroke.

Hi to all you other lovelies. Need to run as have to pack K's case - ! I am going to miss her, but also really looking forward to the time off.

Back much later. Happy Saturday!! xx