Anyone want to laugh at me? Am SO STOOPID.
OK, so heading off to Drs in new car. Forgot we've no parking permit in our car (still in old one), so have to turn around and go back home to get temporary one. Cutting it fine, but scratch out the day, month etc. Go to appointment. And very pleased with myself for remembering in the nick of time.
Get back to car only to find a farking parking ticket. Am furious.
Look at permit have scratched out July, not August. [Big 'DUR' Emoticon]
Not funny bit: while I'm looking at the ticket, DD1 (2.9) has decided she wants to get into the car the drivers side. The way I'm parked, that's the road side. I'm calling her, thinking she's hiding behind a nearby bush - a range rover drives past and says 'get out of the road' (Arsehole doesn't stop BTW!). Still feel sick to my stomach thinking about it. We are VERY anal about road safety, always make my children hold on when crossing etc etc. She, nor the others, have ever gone into the road. Lesson learnt. Entirely my fault. Hideous moment.