sympathies re crap family types. that sucks.
My news today:
So...History: I want to replace my 3 x patio doors, with aluminium bi-folds or sliders. No one will send a surveyor to measure up and give proper advice until you pay a deposit. Not for the quality system I want...
So I picked the company that I thought were more honest / good/ etc. Paid my 50% deposit up front (£5k+).
Surveyor came this morning. Probably about 30, tattoo sleeve, nice enough guy... He starts explaining what work needs to be done before they can fit their windows. (&&*&!!!) I get a little bit disheartened. I need to get a builder in, it'll cost me more, but it's more about the hassle of it all.
He asks, can your husband not do this, I say there is no husband to do this. (Small white lie, but not really, was hoping for sympathy and a "I'll do it for you" on the QT.) He apologises, then says let's have a brew and think about it - there are different options/different work to be done regarding whether I bi-fold or slide.
Anyway, we have a brew, Decide for the sliding door downstairs. More building hassle, but best in the end, and was what I wanted originally.
He goes away. (he was a bit hesitant, lingering, is there anything else I can do for you? leaning across the area where I'm working, - I didn't dare ask "Like what?", I just said no thanks.)
so he leaves, slowly, ...then comes the fishing text.
ha ha ha ha!
I guess it's nice to know it's there if I want it. !!!! 
But I don't.
I just want my windows sorted FFS!
I haven't responded to the text. It was vague. indirect. He apologised for giving me a headache (re extra costs and hassle), the tea was crackin. (?!) I should let him know if I need help with anything. Joe.
ha ha ha! giggle. I don't know how to respond, don't want to start a discussion.
I haven't even got any make up on. ha!
I had to tell someone! it's so funny.
I bet if I slept with him, he'd do the work. For free.
But I'm not going down that path!
ha ha ha!
so wrong. so funny.