Big sense of humour failure here today. DD is now 4 weeks old and is thriving. I, on the other hand, am about ready to collapse from tiredness. We're bottle feeding and have fed on demand, she has been more of a grazer, always getting the required amount or more, but in say 12 smaller feeds throughout the day rather than the precise 6 she should have been having, if only she'd read the manual to being a baby beforehand.
Following severe cats bum mouth expressions from PIL we're trying to figure out how apparently 'everyone else's babies' go to sleep upstairs with mum and dad (me and DD are downstairs as sleep isn't really on the agenda at night in any great amount) and all these babies feed every 3-4 hrs and sleep wonderfully etc... I think it really has to be the feed amounts, if we increase those we'll increase the time between feeds, maybe a little bit more sleep at night...
But there's something bloody ridiculous and kind of sad about trying to persuade my DD to drink a lot more than she is used to in the dead of night just so she will behave like all these other fictional babies.
She has responded really well to encouragement today to feed in larger amounts, I've gone gently but steadily with her, put in breaks, winded her, and it looks positive. But even so, I started this particular feed an hour ago. She fed well, I changed her nappy, put her down, she punched herself in the face and thrashed about so much I thought she was going to take off, and is now settled in my lap ready for me to try putting her down again... If a feed takes an hour, then she sleeps for 2; and it takes me half an hour to wind down from the 'argh' feeling of trying to get her to be like 'everyone else's babies' then I'll only get 1.5hrs sleep... Then the obsessing about how little sleep I'm getting and will get tonight will start... Feels like my eyes are about to roll out of my head.
I just wish people would stop judging and just be supportive. But I guess there's nothing better than a good judgemental gossip is there?
Sorry for the whinge but I'm a bit miserable right now.