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April 2011 - nearly 2, it's still all about you <disclaimer, I might be having a bad day>

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UnderwaterBasketWeaving · 01/02/2013 18:33

Grin

Thanks to Frak, thread title queen!

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GlaikitFizzog · 11/04/2013 13:06

Normal AF Ali, no chance it could be implantation, don't think I hadn't thought it might be that! My cycle is a law unto itself. Was regularly between 35-38 days for the last 5/6, but its just snuck in with a 29! So who knows!

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt · 11/04/2013 14:10

Cycles always do odd things when TTC, thinking about TTC or during the 2ww. It's sods law and very bloody annoying.

Looking around at what's on offer in the area during the summer holidays, it looks like ds2 is too young to attend. Eek. I need the pre school to do a few holiday sessions Grin

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 11/04/2013 17:50

Fizz - sorry, old habits! Grin

ILike - that was the problem I had last summer, everywhere only takes kids once they have actually started school. I expect the ratios they need for preschoolers make it prohibitively expensive - shame! Grin

GlaikitFizzog · 11/04/2013 20:38

ali there is a business opportunity there! There is a soft play centre near here that does supervised sessions for over 3s. They cost 3 times the price of a normal session, but for two hours of peace, as MasterCard says ..... Priceless!

JonBonYoni · 11/04/2013 21:25

One of us is in Hull I think, anyone want to try this out?

JonBonYoni · 11/04/2013 21:26

It fizz btw!!

Kittycatcat · 11/04/2013 22:15

That's one hell of a name change!!??

GlaikitFizzog · 11/04/2013 22:21

I'm not keeping it. There's a sniff of a name change competition and I've been mentioned in the op!! I'll always be fizz!

But my god the yoni threads have had me in stitches tonight!

abbyfromoz · 11/04/2013 22:26

Hello! Sorry i have been off here for a while- just marking my place. Hopefully will catch up!
Fizz- loving the yoni threads too lol

YoniHuman · 12/04/2013 00:14

So Fizz if you win the Yoni contest are you going to accept the prize of a session with Brian Grin

MrsWajs · 12/04/2013 00:27

WTF is a yoni!???

YoniHuman · 12/04/2013 00:52

Click on the link Fizz/JonBonYoni put above, all will be revealed.

GlaikitFizzog · 12/04/2013 07:51

Ummm, well, hull is a bit far from me. I could accept via video link up or send one of you lot in my place. Any takers?

Kittycatcat · 12/04/2013 07:57

Good god is he for real. Eugh.

Ion. I had an upset tum last night and am pretty sure its not going anywhere. Changed S's worst nappy ever this morning. Going to get him some diarilte later.

GreenFirefly · 12/04/2013 13:42

not read the whole of that thread fizz, but I think I'm busy for the next... oh forever so won't try it out. I Di know a Becky married to a Steve though Shock

TwentiethCenturyGirl · 12/04/2013 18:57

Ha, you'll never be able to look at Steve without thinking about Becky's yoni again Grin

YoniHuman · 12/04/2013 19:38

Get Well Soon Kitty and S. Flowers

DS turned 5 Shock today, I don't know where the time has gone. I am feeling a bit sick but can only blame it on the amount of Choc Dinosaur Birthday Cake I have just consumed, it was lush. (Ordered from Waitrose, don't ya know) Wink because my mum gets staff discount

JonBonYoni · 12/04/2013 19:43

YoniHuman are you our islander?

JKSLtd · 12/04/2013 20:21

Kitty - hugs & Flowers hope you're all ok.

Back from my parents, worn out & lots of washing to catch up on, sigh. It was worth it though, I want the DC to spend time with GPs, just prefer it when they come here!

Bit late but birthday time:

Gormers; DD1, Eva, 16/01 Already 2
JoEW; DS1, Conor, 22/02 Already 2
stuffedmk; DC2, Thomas, 23/03 Already 2
Poodle82; DC1, Joshua, 24/03 Already 2
LJB; DD2, Baby Girl, 26/03 Already 2
Aprilmeadow; DC4, Finn, 27/03 Already 2
Chillikat; Megan, 27/03 Already 2
Lowra; DC1, Amber, 27/03 Already 2
Petalouda; DC1, Felix, 28/03 Already 2
Meg89; DC2, Teddy, 29/03 Already 2
Alibabaandthe40nappies; DC2, Thomas, 28/03 Already 2
Ulysses; Anna, 30/03 Already 2
PussinJimmyChoos; DC2, Yaseen, 30/03 Already 2
Liv77; DC2, Phoebe, 31/03 Already 2
Thaney; DC1, Amelia, 05/04 Already 2
Cyclebump; DS1, Henry, 05/04 Already 2
NotAnotherNewNappy; DC2, Rosina, 06/04 Already 2
BeetleBaby; DS1, Samuel, 07/04 Already 2
rubybambini; DD1, Kitty, 08/04 Already 2
Jaylar; DC2, Archer, 10/04 Already 2
Kitstwins; DC3, 11/04 Already 2

Happy Birthday for tomorrow:
Sassy20; DD1, Lucy, 13/04
Daisy17; Seth, 13/04

JenAT; George David 16/04
Sats1977; DC1, Oliver, 20/04
Zafnoodles; DS1, Jacob, 18/04
lucieloo; DC1, George, 18/04
JKS; DC3, Mary, 20/04
Caramellokoalalover; DC2, Scarlett, 20/04
Frak; DC1, Marc, 21/04
AussieMum2Be; DD1, Dylan-Indianna 21/04
JollySergeantJackrum; DC1, Harris, 21/04
Chipsahoynicki; DC2, Isaac, 21/04
beckie90; DC2, Oliver Jack, 22/04
SaltedPretzels; DC3 Amelia, 23/04
MrsWajs; DC1, Robyn, 25/04
Natzer; April, 25/04
Tinwe; Hazel
Karoleann; DC3, Emily, 26/04
ecuse, DD1, Joanna, 27/04
ILikeToMoveItMoveIt; DC3, Ike, 28/04
LisMcA; DC1, Blair, 30/04
Architien; DC2 (DS1), Rose, 1/05
CountScoutula; DC1 Freda, 29/04
Trucha10; DC1 Evan, 10/05
Kittycatcat; DC1 Samuel, 11/05

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YoniHuman · 12/04/2013 22:45

Yes BonYoni, sorry probably should have mentioned that really. I?ll probably keep my Yoni name for nowcuntilminspiration strikes

YoniHuman · 12/04/2013 22:52

Bloody predictive text how did now until inspiration turn into nowcuntilminspiration. Although Cuntilminspiration does sounds like something Brian would be doing. Blush

Kittycatcat · 12/04/2013 23:08

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt · 13/04/2013 09:21

We have sun! The sky is blue and cloudless. We are going out this morning - whether the boys like it or not!

I read the yoni thread on Friday afternoon. Who knew?! Grin

Enjoy the weekend Smile

Daisy17 · 13/04/2013 10:33

My baby is celebrating his 2nd birthday by being a right old grump. :( Feeling a bit sad, wanted the whole day to be happy happy happy. Someone tell me I'm being silly......sure he'll cheer up later and so will we!

Kittycatcat · 13/04/2013 10:48

Awh. I would feel the same daisy. Happy birthday S. big smiles for mummy please.Smile