Would it help if I changed my name for this thread and swapped the a and e, Cake? 
Things have fallen apart a bit in the last day or two.
M's eyes relapsed and yesterday I got the dreaded call from nursery that they suspected conjunctivitis.
Fortunately my normally useless doctors surgery managed to pull a magical appointment out of their ass somewhere and M got seen straight away, given a prescription for eyedrops, at which point nursery were happy to have her back. She only needed to be out for an hour - success!
Less successful today when I turned up at 5pm to be told in hushed tones that there had been an incident, which turned out to be that one of the older babies had bitten M!

She now has some rather fetching nibble bruises on her left hand, which don't seem to bother her in the slightest. In fact she was exceptionally cheerful this evening. Strange child...
Hope everyone elses day is going a bit smoother than mine. 
At least it's the Easter weekend! Four days off work and hopefully some sunshine. [bugrin] And DH has just agreed that we can let my parents babysit for a weekend in June, so that he and I can go on a romantic spa weekend break, woo!