Greece riots coming to the UK if you vote Labour/Lib Dem

[CanNeverDecide]

Watch out folks, you heard it here first. My husband is a senior economist and is seriously seriously worried about what's about to happen. We need to do all we can to avert a major economical disaster. GB has got us here, do not let him take us further into crisis.

My DH is a historian. He says he's seen it all before.

CNS, we're not thick you know.

The budget deficit is on the cover of the Guardian as we speak. Maybe you're reading the wrong newspapers?

Surely the Greeks can't afford to travel all the way here just to riot, I thought they were skint.

LOL Habb

Well it's all v unpredictable atm poorbuthappy, but you can count on two things...

1. People will try and sway the election with scare tactics based on ridiculous claims

1. Jordan will probably get 'em out

Everything else is a question mark. But if Dr Who does turn up, I'm hoping for Ten. Eleven's got weird eyebrows.

My DH says that if conservatives get in the rivers will run with blood and there will be a plague of locusts o'er the land. So shut up.

BORED NOW! (sorry for shouting but ffs)

I love it when right-wingers accuse lefties of not keeping an open mind. Because they are so often relentlessly closed-minded themselves.

PMSL habb

Doh!

I won't need to panic buy it.

I'll just be able to smash the window and walk right in.

Now then, how am I going to smash that glass without scratching myself. Hmm......

Agree. Eleven looks a bit like John Merrick. And I mean that nicely

I've heard the opposite too.

Don't worry about scratching yourself. Under Tory proposals, anybody can set up their own hospital. I'll operate on you if necessary.

If they're greek style riots will I have to loot feta and pita?

Ooh, rioting!
What would one wear?

arf @ 'That's cos her husband is a kaiser chief.'
marymotherof manchego

Habb

I haven't got the energy tbh but Stephanie Flander's blog on BBC v. good, and gives v. good analysis on difference between Greece and UK

Oh that's ok then SoH

Greek style rioting sounds olympic doesn't it.

i could do that

Well, as its a special occasion I would think nine, ten and eleven would turn up and then there would really be a decision to make on polling day wouldn't there???

Canneverdecide ..... and we should believe you because Senior Economists also predicted the banking crisis.

Vote Ten. Nine has no staying power and eleven has a melty head. Now here's a debate I can really feel passionate about.

I love threads like these.

They just make the Tories look a little bit stupid really.

lol habbibu

why would the greeks come here?

(know nothing sorry)

If you have ten can I have nine and eleven?? There's something about nine which makes me go all shivery...and I think I could corrupt eleven very nicely...