Greece riots coming to the UK if you vote Labour/Lib Dem

[CanNeverDecide]

Watch out folks, you heard it here first. My husband is a senior economist and is seriously seriously worried about what's about to happen. We need to do all we can to avert a major economical disaster. GB has got us here, do not let him take us further into crisis.

Grapes are purple. Or are we restricted to vegetables?

Hullys poem is very very goo0d but it seems to be implying that spunk is not fun.

My mini would wish to disagree.

[worries about spunkist turn that thread has taken]

Daftpunk came to the MN boards
'you must vote BNP' she said
they shouted her down
she looked like a clown
and voted Tory instead

poetry isn't really my thing is it!!

Riven...I'm on a kinda curfew...plus I've had a device fitted to my fingers, if I try and type anything beginning with the letter F..I get a tiny shock...if it's F.U, I get a slightly bigger shock...if it's the full f.u.c.k o.f.f.... I'm blasted into outta space...

Waaaaaaaaaay heeeeeeeeeeeey

See ya when I fall back to earth...

What was it you asked me Riven...was it something to do with British born Muslims..?

His he in the Kaiser Chiefs?

Has anyone mentioned purple sprouting broccoli?

We're growing purple peas.

turnips and gin? Is that so that you're so pissed you forget you're eating turnip. And ilove, yes, you'll have to get a lot more esoteric on the veg front.

Borlotti beans are purplish

pag - hesitate to ask - is your mini a car?

at Habbibu

oh yes. Not a short skirt mini.
A spunky short skirt would be unpleasant

Why does your mini like spunk? Is it a new biofuel?

hmmm, gin. last of our sloe gin is purple too.

Turnips are very nice, Habbs. I don't know what you're suggesting.

Who needs Hully
This is the best thread I have seen all week.

MaryMotherofManchego, I already have a huge stockpile of I can't believe it's not feta, in my chicken house.

You are welcome to share.

and that's not to forget the bumper wholesale pallet of Utterly Pittaly under the carport.

Oh Hully is here! I do apologise. I thought everyone had been ahving masterclasses and she had been locked in a cellar somewhere.

I am everywhere. Be very afraid.