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What's the best pet name you've come across? I've just met a King Edward.

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Limth · 03/06/2026 15:01

What's the best pet name you've come across?

I'm partial to pets with very beige, mid-century human names like Colin, Dave, Alan, Brenda, Sandra, Deidre.

A lady I worked with once rescued a really vicious parrot and renamed him Thomas-a-Peckitt.

I've just got back from a dog walk where we met a giant, perfectly rounded, sandy coloured staffy called King Edward to reflect the fact he's basically a potato.

I can't stop smiling. I had to share it with someone.

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Mylobsterteapot · 07/06/2026 17:10

My friend has a snake called Slid Viscious.

I met Dave, Mike and Steve the other week. I wasn't sure if they were dogs or Geography teachers in tweed jackets with elbow patches. They were dogs.

Cydonia · 07/06/2026 17:11

Years ago I kept my horses at a stables where there were not one, but two horses called Simon.
As a vet nurse I’ve come across all sorts of pet names, but the best ‘human’ names have been Brenda ( pug ), Margaret ( pug ) and Roger ( frenchie ).

IthinkIsawahairbrushbackthere · 07/06/2026 17:16

We rescued a dog called Pudding and changed her name to Toffee.

I had a dog called "Yeti Bryn Calfaria Jones". We now have two dogs - "The Reverend Buford Van Stom B.D." and "Tipyn Bach". Tipyn bach means "a little bit" in Welsh and he is the smallest dog we have ever owned so the idea that he is just a little scrap of a thing is perfect.

Redpaisley · 07/06/2026 17:47

Jiber000 · 07/06/2026 09:15

Jimmie and Charlie keep me on my toes!

How cute are these two 😍😍

Redpaisley · 07/06/2026 17:50

TitsWILLbetatted · 04/06/2026 07:21

Thinking of nnaming my Charlie with Checkpoint, as he's set up a barricade at the door of his crate to guard the toy inside (he can be a fierce little resource guarder).

He is so cute 🥰
Maybe Charlie, the guard?

Stolengnome · 07/06/2026 17:50

We have an african clawed frog called Philious Frog. My friend used to have a stick insect called slim shady when she was younger. My uni housemates cat was called Dave.

Orangemintcream · 07/06/2026 17:56

There was a poster on here I remember who had a tortoise called Lord Voldemort.

I don’t remember if there was a reason for this.

At the other end of the scale I used to have a goldfish called Trevor.

SereneGoose · 07/06/2026 18:17

Our dog was called Rubbish (rescued from a dustbin...) and cat called Starbad...(anagram). It was the 70's...

Twittable · 07/06/2026 18:18

I know cats called Mash, Bruno, Rhubarb, Cheese, Crunchie and Bangers.

My favourite was a cocker spaniel called Mr Kips. When I got my first cocker spaniel years ago he was called Mr Bobo. We’ve also had various hamsters including Honey-Jemima and Rodders.

TitsWILLbetatted · 07/06/2026 18:19

Redpaisley · 07/06/2026 17:50

He is so cute 🥰
Maybe Charlie, the guard?

Maybe you need to be of a certain age to get the reference to
Checkpoint Charlie

Checkpoint Charlie - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkpoint_Charlie

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 07/06/2026 18:21

friend of my DB’s used to have a snake called Jake. Python I think.

maxslice · 07/06/2026 18:53

When my daughter was six she named her black cat “Butter”.

StarCourt · 07/06/2026 19:21

White cat called Jon Snow

deste · 07/06/2026 23:02

Met a dog named Gemma Rose and when i mentioned it in a post many years ago was told i was making it up.

MadeInTheNorth · 08/06/2026 04:42

A hamster called Doreen.

CeciliaMars · 08/06/2026 05:22

A cocker called Jarvis.

Dinggirl · 08/06/2026 05:51

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 03/06/2026 16:17

A cocker spaniel called Jarvis. I imagine there are a few.

Yes I know one of those 😄

Packetofcrispsplease · 08/06/2026 09:39

Littermate terriers called Trevor and Angie 😂

Dizzib1 · 08/06/2026 11:28

My pup is called Daphne

MJEBinAthens · 08/06/2026 11:54

a friend’s flatmate had a cat called Cleethorpes!

Warmhandscoldheart · 08/06/2026 12:07

A relative has a sausage dog called Frankfurter 😂

LadyLooo · 08/06/2026 12:37

Warmhandscoldheart · 08/06/2026 12:07

A relative has a sausage dog called Frankfurter 😂

My friend's is called Bratwurst! 🤣

Mermaidsarereal · 08/06/2026 19:36

There’s a dog on my street called Whitney, every time I see her she makes me smile! Also, a cat called Sarah which is just so random for a cat!

WyrdHag · 09/06/2026 19:51

SereneGoose · 07/06/2026 18:17

Our dog was called Rubbish (rescued from a dustbin...) and cat called Starbad...(anagram). It was the 70's...

My mum's late friend had a dog her husband found abandoned in the woods when he was out walking. They called him
Dumpy!

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