What's the best pet name you've come across?
I'm partial to pets with very beige, mid-century human names like Colin, Dave, Alan, Brenda, Sandra, Deidre.
A lady I worked with once rescued a really vicious parrot and renamed him Thomas-a-Peckitt.
I've just got back from a dog walk where we met a giant, perfectly rounded, sandy coloured staffy called King Edward to reflect the fact he's basically a potato.
I can't stop smiling. I had to share it with someone.