Last thing you said to your pet?

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Get your food.

Get off me FFS!

Hello, Killer (brought a shrew in earlier) 😕

Initially read the title to mean the last thing you ever said, and got emotional remembering.
But last thing I said to the very alive dog was
” we won’t be long, don’t be a dick while we’re out”

So sorry for your loss @Jojobees We’ve lost two of our dogs in the last couple of years and it’s still weird just being a one dog household now and I don’t even want to think about it without him either.

You may be handsome but you're still a twat

Oh my god you're soaked. OH MY GOD GET OFF THE WINDOWSILL WITH YOUR MUDDY PAWS!

I let the cat in 😅

This thread has made me realise how weird some of the things I say to the dog are. Our last conversation went:

”Cheese tax!”
”Why are you licking my foot you weirdo?”
”More cheese tax? Really?”
”Move your bum bum” (as I try to get out of the kitchen without tripping over him).

You seem to think this is your blanket, but in fact it's mine.

Shall we have a game of Sheety Flap-Flap?

FFS fuck off (i’m
in a bad mood. I’m
not always horrible to him and I needed to vent)

Tuck you in your blankie???

’are you a Thirsty Kirsty?’

My doglet was guzzling his water!

“Oh look at that sad face! Did daddy not give you a dental stick? Is he fibbing that he’s already given you one? Does mummy need to give you a dental stick and stop asking awkward questions?” (She got a second dental stick)

Stop licking the laptop.

“Bon apetit my love” as I gently placed her dinner on the floor in front of her, and she gave me stink face.

Come on in and settle down. That's enough.

You are not starving, stop yelling at me.

If you get your fat head out of the bowl I'll be able to put your bloody dinner in it! Oi! Stop fighting me!

Idiot.

Can you explain Sheety Flap-Flap please? I feel as though this is something mine would enjoy!

get out of the dishwasher, Margaret

Mummy loves you darling baby.
The kitten was only 5 weeks old when he came to us (long story but he’s better with us than with his bastard ex owner) and I’ve been a bit gaga ever since.

stop jump scaring me, 9 month old doberman who is rather beautiful and bouncy

“You’ve already had your Dreamies” has to be said every time we go anywhere near the Dreamies.

Please can I just eat my bread pudding in peace!

Do we have the same pet?

I’m going to move that, I don’t want you shitting on it.