Last thing you said to your pet?

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Get your food.

Hello baby goom goom, who's a good girl?

Cat 1 ( mum cat) what you up to Lulu

Cat 2 (kitten) if you go out in the rain you're going to get wet silly boy

Hello stupid fat boy 😂😂😂

He's a daft large male cat

Find it!

get your head out of Mummy’s mug you Numpty. Picture of said Numpty below.

Leave the cat alone!

to my dog.

"You're a strong independent pussy cat with your own door, you don't need no woman to open no door for you"

Don’t be a silly twat all your life, darling girl

Your toe has not been cut off!

(Attempting to trim the dog's nails. She is not a willing participant. In fact, she is being very dramatic about it and we are having a break 🙄)

Look at your little face little baby

Do not go near any mink!!!

For reference my cat was heading outside after having a run in with a mink in the garden yesterday. We live on a Scottish island infested with the little horrors. In the past catty has needed vet treatment after fights with them, yet she still pursues them and will not just back off grrr! Yesterday's one just outside my front door was chased off by a combination of me waving a machete and screaming and the cat 😂

Oh, you are soooo beautiful, aren’t you?

No. No, no, no. Stop eating that!

I sang the obligatory "chicken song" to her, as dinner was, indeed, chicken!

(Barenaked Ladies One Week; chickedy China the Chinese chicken, you eat a drumstick and your brain starts ticking. Etc.. I usually stop then, as she's headfirst into the food.)

”You’re such a good boy, we love you so much”

Havent spoken to him since we said goodbye and he went to sleep forever in the Summer but that was the last thing I said and I’m sure he heard me and understood 💔

Who's my favourite chicken?

To my favourite chicken. 😁

Oh you’re heeeerrrrrreee! (On my bed). To the cat.

It’s too bloody hot!!
I cook them chicken thighs every night, they have to come out of the oven and cool, they know this. And yet they STILL want them the minute they are cooked and yell at me to make sure I know this 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

"Aww, cosy bumba"

You’re a dickhead, too my miniature Dachshund.

Off the rug if you’re going to be sick!

Why you cry, Keith? WHY YOU CRY?

“Hi baby boy”.

DH’s was “Tarkan! Stop licking!”

(My username is after the dog before anyone thinks I was licking myself 🤣).

Hello little featherball, have you come for some snugs?

‘Poor sleepy girl, poor sleepy girl!’

(To cat, who was so deeply asleep just now that she literally just slid off the side of my lap onto the sofa 😆)

Don't eat that

(Black lab)