A Viscous attack # 2

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Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

"With all do respect..."

@DancingFerret acceptable phonetically if said by Tony Soprano, otherwise no !

Are you feeling lonely and venerable on your own?

Someone on a community Facebook page is hoping people can help him find his lost phone. He helpfully adds “Screan savour is my 2 dogs”

Shocking. Obviously just guessing at the spelling. Keep the corker’s coming lady’s x

I saw earlier in the week “it’s part of the course” (par for the course) x

Just seen this thread title: ‘Is my nanny taking the mic’

Is she doing karaoke?

This one flawed me: is a design floor in my opinion.

Yesterday I read these little gems:-

1. Widow wreaths (widow weeds).
2. Good news, but a little hick up after.
3. Forget about him until he is persecuted and justice is done.
4. Legion (legion)

Legion (legion) ???

Wretched autocorrect.
Legion when it should have been lesion.

Seen on Mumsnet today. I know it was about a serious subject so hope OP of this thread forgives me!
Ring could be stollen by carers- an interesting take on Christmas food?
Depravation of assets- sordid and illegal?

Dr- I’ve got a legion on my back!
Lucky you!

‘Lofas’ as in shoes earlier on S&B

A Dd described as “streaks ahead” of her peers

Naked running- very bold!

Sorry, OP in afternoon tea thread!
Calamine tea? Did it stop the itching?

Someone’s helpful answer to a query about wine pairings: “ the dessert wine was a little sweet. But the Somalia (the guy who buys and serves the wine) explained to us about each one.”

I saw on Gumtree today a display cabinet that is compromised of 2 adjustable shelves, 2 sliding glass doors and an open space above.

A poster has seen a retraining option and has "been mauling it over for a while".

a post for a lion tamer maybe?

Love this 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

This made me lol

I'm writing a technical specification and using an existing document as a template. Have just come across:
'All cabling to each sign must have a permanent live 230v supply 24/7/365'

Since when is 24/7/365 a technical term?!

I didn't used to be able to spell engineer but now I are won 🙄

The nanny "taking the mic" was confusing at first!
Someone had a "treats draw" which I thought was some sort of raffle, turned out she kept chocolate in a drawer. It wasn't autocorrect, she used it many times.