A Viscous attack # 2

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Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

It's defiantly good to have a second thread 😁

It is indeed @HopeSpringsInfernal Let’s hope for some corkers. I’ll start. Some people I once knew named their cat Blue. I asked for what particular reason? After the bear in The Jungle Book. I shit you not x

Brilliant! We really need the laugh emoji back for stuff like this 😂

Oh dear BBC Cumbria saying someone wasn’t phased when a hand grenade was dug up by a metal detectorist.
Do they not do a spell or grammar check. Problem did a grammer check instead.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyjeqzxd2jo

Twice on a thread today with the OP saying that she intimidated that she felt the service would be of benefit to her.

Loved that one 😄

The trouble with spell checkers is, they won't flag it up if you've used the wrong word but spelled it correctly.

The BBC News site had a story the other week where something was "regraded as" instead of "regarded as". Same problem with spell checkers.

Hi everyone. Let’s keep our eyes and ears open for more abominations x

There’s a very recent thread - damned if I can find it at the moment - in which the OP refers to a “Jacqueline High” character. Some headscratching later it was interpreted as “Jekyll and Hyde”.

Ha ha ha - I saw that one too.

@ACatAsleepInYourHat 😱 That’s shocking!

@ACatAsleepInYourHat , we need the laugh emoji. That is brilliant

Spotted today on another thread that was boardering acceptable.
On a different thread, he was board.

Today's typo from another thread: headonistic

Exsatally

Seen today

It does make you wonder what’s happened to literacy. Too much online misspellings. Too much mishearing and assumptions. I find it both fascinating and depressing.

I e just read on here a post “When I was learning DS to drive….”

There’s a lot of these on local Facebook pages, surprising how many people have obviously never seen something written down but write what they’ve heard, having a stab at it phonetically eg a man looking for some “gladden” for his shed

Just seen a hotel described as “away from the maddening crowds” which was quite sweet and actually makes more sense than the correct quote!

Saw "drug attics" online somewhere the other day. Could have 2 meanings, I suppose!

Seen today 'maze well' rather than 'may as well'

Saw a post on Facebook where apparently no-one battered an eye-lid 🤷🏼‍♀️

Truly shocking. It’s laziness, lack of reading (apart from regurgitating what’s written on social media, which is “liked” but not corrected) and just attempting to write that which is misheard.

Have you got a tight nit group of friends though op?

Not really. Not even a click