A Viscous attack # 2

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Is it okay for me to start a second thread of the highly entertaining viscous attack? Couldn’t see a sequel and don’t want to step foot on anyone’s toes
edited to add: I’m Cattery but with a name change x

Local Facebook community pages keep on giving. My local Mayor has announced that the council are back after a short brake. And a group of nurses in a photo are being sort for a reunion

On the 'Advice for a new mum' thread, someone recommends having "about a hundred Muslims handy".

Well yes, it's good to have a helping hand. But will she have enough chairs?

Love it. Oh yes, FB is the gift that keeps on giving. Some real gems. A “short brake”? Is that when you nearly drive into the car in front?

“Satin lingerie stile dress” seen on Mumsnet today. Is it for fancy walking wear in the countryside? Hope the poster doesn’t mind me repeating it on here!

One I see a lot is Amercia or even amercia.

There was an Anglo-Saxon kingdom called Mercia, recalled in the name of the West Mercia Police.

Given that the prefix 'a-' means 'not', as in asexual or apolitical, then Amercia must mean anywhere / everywhere that isn't Mercia.

On the thread discussing the right to protest, someone has written about the Suffragettes - "Where would we be now, without all the havoc they reeked?"

Were they perhaps throwing rotten eggs?

...which does seem to be Trump's view of the world. 🙁

Born and bread- as seen in a Mumsnet post today.

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Just seen on Mumsnet AIBU: 'My husband is going Vegas.'

Is this a new verb, perhaps?

Does it mean going crazy; letting one's hair down; up for debauchery??
Thoughts?!😂

Could be worse, he could be going full Vegas.

I live near the village in which I was born and bread.

What are your favorite ways to sneak vegetables into desert? | Mumsnet

It is a way of speaking, to miss out the ‘to’. So they meant the husband is going to Vegas.

Why would you want vegetables in your dessert anyway??

That might work in languages which have grammatical cases that can denote movement.

For languages such as English which rely on prepositions (to, from, by, above, of, etc.) leaving them out really doesn't help comprehension

@MagpiePi , Isn't sugar beet a vegetable?

I will meat you at the door.

I believe most of the sugar in the uk is made from sugar beet, so adding a spoon of sugar would be adding a vegetable, but I don’t think that’s what the poster means.

I was thinking of why you’d want to get some turnips or broccoli into a dessert.

Maybe it’s a midlands thing? I’m sure people spoke like that when I lived in Leicestershire, as in, ‘I’m going Sainsbury’s, do you want anything?’

Carrot cake is ok (not that I like it) and there's the cakes with beetroot in (I think they're chocolate cake so I've not tried it.

I'd never really thought about sugar beet before. It looks very much a root vegetable.

Just read that a dog or a cat can be viscous. It’s a mindfield too.
Swollen lump nodes.
Online dating sight.

That sounds extremely viscous!

Is an online dating sight where you get to do a video interview with a potential suitor?