Please bare with me

[TheShellBeach]

See also "I am defiantly not pregnant".

[ArseInTheCoOpWindow]

Even reading this thread is disturbing me.

[America12]

Your instead of you're 😬 it's in every thread.
Should of , would of , could of.
Defiantly.

[EBearhug]

@Hoppinggreen

I actually like bare with me, it makes me think of some sort of communal nudity, makes me snigger

Me too!

[picklemewalnuts]

@TheShellBeach

Can someone explain "Wallah" to me.
I do not understand.

I'd like that, too!

Oh, is it 'Vois La!'? It's been a long time since I did French, so I have probably misspelled it. 'Et, vois là! C'est magnifique!'

[paintitallover]

It's "voilà"

[DomesticShortHair]

What if they are defiantly not pregnant though? Perhaps they are under pressure from their own parents, who are desperate for grandchildren?

[Lilibert456]

Definitely could of/should of.

[America12]

@TheShellBeach

Can someone explain "Wallah" to me.
I do not understand.

Voila

[swanling]

Using "lead" when it should be "led".

[DuncanBiscuits]

‘Hey wallah!’ has made me smile.

[upinaballoon]

@cptartapp

RIP. Fly high with the angles.

😁

[upinaballoon]

@paintitallover

It's "voilà"

Please, how do you get the accent? I am on a laptop keyboard, so maybe I can't.

[TheShellBeach]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...............Voila!

I would never, never have thought of that myself, not have I seen it on a thread.

[TheShellBeach]

@DomesticShortHair

What if they are defiantly not pregnant though? Perhaps they are under pressure from their own parents, who are desperate for grandchildren?

Well, that's possible - except I generally see it on those weird threads full of POAS addicts, when they announce gloomily that they're "defiantly" not pregnant.

[GimmeBiscuits]

All of these.
Also, "in the car, and had to break hard because of ..."

[TheLeadbetterLife]

Some interesting ones I've seen recently:

Rest bite
Mind field
Mine-blowing

These mistakes are eggcorns, perhaps? You can see the thought process behind them.

[IglesiasPiggl]

@America12

Voila

I do find the anglicisation of foreign words interesting. Someone on my local FB page was offering a "sheec shayslon" which upon inspection of the photo turned out to be a rather chic chaise - longue.

[TheLeadbetterLife]

What's really annoying me at the moment is "lay" instead of "lie", though.

Bloody everyone is laying down, or having a lay in. How has that happened?

[DomesticShortHair]

@TheShellBeach

Well, that's possible - except I generally see it on those weird threads full of POAS addicts, when they announce gloomily that they're "defiantly" not pregnant.

Well if, despite their defiance, they do indeed fall pregnant, they may have to ditch their high heals. Just like a number of people on a certain Facebook group I frequent are.

[TheShellBeach]

@TheLeadbetterLife

What's really annoying me at the moment is "lay" instead of "lie", though.

Bloody everyone is laying down, or having a lay in. How has that happened?

Argh - that is my absolute bugbear, the worst of the worst.

Whenever there's an American true crime show, and someone says "the body was laying on the bed" I scream at the telly "LYING ON THE BED!!"

DH sniggers now whenever he hears it.

[TheShellBeach]

@DomesticShortHair

Well if, despite their defiance, they do indeed fall pregnant, they may have to ditch their high heals. Just like a number of people on a certain Facebook group I frequent are.

Or even dish there high heals.

[Theoldwrinkley]

I get irrationally angry over 'kerb' and 'curb'. And the eternal 'they are', 'their', 'there....probably more variations of this.

[TheShellBeach]

@Theoldwrinkley

I get irrationally angry over 'kerb' and 'curb'. And the eternal 'they are', 'their', 'there....probably more variations of this.

In America they use "curb" where we use "kerb".

Not that that is any consolation to a pedant like moi.

[America12]

@IglesiasPiggl needed your explanation for that 😂

[America12]

'I am sat waiting ' no , you're sitting. You sat previously.