Please bare with me

[TheShellBeach]

See also "I am defiantly not pregnant".

[WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll]

"Hugh thanks to all who sponsored me..."

Maybe it's a really passive-aggressive way of making it clear that, out of a massive office with dozens of people working there, only Hugh actually bothered to sponsor them

[Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g]

Anyhow is almost certainly a deliberate choice. Don't know where it comes from but I've often heard it.

[Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g]

Thanks, autocorrect! Anyhoo.

[Pyjamageddon]

People who say illegible when they mean eligible and can't seem to hear the difference when it's pointed out. I'm looking at you, husband!

[WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll]

Anyhoo is almost certainly a deliberate choice. Don't know where it comes from but I've often heard it.

Probably the same people who like to be 'quirky' and wish you a merry Chrimbo and ask if you and the famalam are off anywhere nice on your holibobs this year.

[America12]

I saw a plumber's van with 'leeks fixed'

[AdoraBell]

🤣🤣 that’s reminded me when my DD was a teen I bought vegetables and she said - oh no mum, there’s a leak in the kitchen!