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Tinder match just corrected my grammar

199 replies

FanGirlX · 20/01/2022 02:02

I wrote "could have", he informed me it should be "could of".

Think he was trying to be clever 🤣.

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SpinningTheSeedsOfLove · 20/01/2022 02:09

Was he being comedic?

My DP is often comedic. I find one just has to push on regardless.

FlowerArranger · 20/01/2022 02:15

@FanGirlX

I wrote "could have", he informed me it should be "could of".

Think he was trying to be clever 🤣.

I actually find it sad to observe how many people seem to think that could of is correct...
ChiefPearlClutcher · 20/01/2022 02:40

I think we need the full sentence

DropYourSword · 20/01/2022 02:44

Quickest unmatch ever!

hoomae · 20/01/2022 02:51

But "could have" is correct?

He's either stupid or trying to be funny.

RussiasGreatestLoveMachine · 20/01/2022 02:57

And your response was?

ErrmWTAF · 20/01/2022 03:02

I need to hear this: was he trying to be funny?

TibetanTerrah · 20/01/2022 03:45

I think this all depends on what emojis he used at the end! 😏😉🤣 are possibly the only ones that wouldn't get a 🤨 from me Grin

BruceAndNosh · 20/01/2022 03:51

I'd reply "coulda, shoulda, woulda"
And block

FanGirlX · 20/01/2022 08:34

I haven't blocked him yet.

The context was a holiday I'd been on. If I'd stayed longer, then I could have done x, y and z, so I plan to return at some point.

No emojis after his comment.

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GiantSpider · 20/01/2022 08:36

I honestly wouldn't be able to stop myself from correcting him back.

MyQuietPlace · 20/01/2022 08:59

If he actually believes that "could of" is correct, he's thick and doesn't deserve a date Grin

CovidCorvid · 20/01/2022 09:01

But you were right 🤷🏻‍♀️ Regardless even if you were wrong he’s a twat.

NatashaBedwouldbenice · 20/01/2022 09:01

Please ask him, "What do you mean?".

MrsEricBana · 20/01/2022 09:01

LTB

HasaDigaEebowai · 20/01/2022 09:02

It’s the combination of correcting you and getting it wrong that would turn him into a no from me.

Onceuponatimethen · 20/01/2022 09:02

Yes LTB I couldn’t live with that

CovidCorvid · 20/01/2022 09:03

You should never use could of. It is a mistake by careless writers that results from a misunderstanding of spoken English. Since could have is a verb phrase, and of is preposition, you will always know to use could have as long as you can remember the parts of speech of have and of.

Send him that

LawnFever · 20/01/2022 09:04

He honestly thinks he was seriously correcting your correct grammar??

Haha, what have you replied?

MyAnacondaMight · 20/01/2022 09:06

Send him this: lmgtfy.app/?q=could+of

pinkyredrose · 20/01/2022 09:09

Lol, what a twat. One for thinking he has the right to correct you and two for being wrong.

HasaDigaEebowai · 20/01/2022 09:11

I’d say something like

“ (laughing emoji) Oh gosh don’t you hate it when people say “could of”, I cringe every time for them. I’m not sure why schools don’t teach them that it’s never ever “could of” and they’re just mishearing”

That gives him the chance to pretend he was joking and how he takes it could be quite a good indication of whether he’s worth continuing to speak to.

ErrolTheDragon · 20/01/2022 09:13

Either he's a twit or else he's got a rather poor sense of humour. There's no good explanation really.

TibetanTerrah · 20/01/2022 09:15

@HasaDigaEebowai

I’d say something like

“ (laughing emoji) Oh gosh don’t you hate it when people say “could of”, I cringe every time for them. I’m not sure why schools don’t teach them that it’s never ever “could of” and they’re just mishearing”

That gives him the chance to pretend he was joking and how he takes it could be quite a good indication of whether he’s worth continuing to speak to.

Yeah I like this. If he's got a deadpan sense of humour (like me) and was on the windup then he should be aware that it doesn't translate well when texting!
Freshprincess · 20/01/2022 09:17

As if correcting you isn’t bad enough, he’s wrong. Bin this one off.

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